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[โ€“] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 65 points 7 months ago (2 children)

With every hour that ticks by, their chances of catching him slowly dwindle, and my hope for the future grows.

[โ€“] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 49 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I'm really impressed and it's making me just feel better about everything that someone can still get away with cool crime.

[โ€“] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Gotta have nerve for starters.

[โ€“] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 30 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Nerve is only the start. That gets the deed done. Getting away with it takes a plan and the ability to make good on that plan and considering the circumstances there are numerous points of failure you could deal with, managing to minimize those and make a clean getaway where there is pretty much no information at all available still is more than just nerve. That is what we call effective planning and execution that you don't often see. Most assassins just accept they're gonna get caught before trying and either allow themselves to be or off themselves after. At this point the shooter could apply for a job at UHC and not get busted. That's the difference that makes it way cooler

[โ€“] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

But nerve is what keeps your wits about you to pull off that meticulous planning. think-about-it

[โ€“] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago

Better planning=less nerve necessary/nervousness produced. And that better planning and support necessary for good deeds being done the better. That's how you get from one dude making a clean getaway to open executions with cheering crowds.

[โ€“] Sulvor@hexbear.net 13 points 7 months ago

Yeah today made me feel warm inside

[โ€“] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 23 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Police only solve around 40~50% of all murders on average, with some places being as low as 25%. Unless it's another pig who got clipped, then their clearance rate jumps over 90%.

It's really hard to get away with murder if cops actually try to solve it. They will no doubt have the resources to find out who killed their boss.

And yet, the the clock keeps ticking and the hogs are sharing pics of a guy who clearly isn't him lol.