I'm a big, big fan of President Trump and I hope that President Trump will pardon me. Oh, did forget to say how much I love President Trump and admire President Trump who will Make America Great Again. When you think someone is great you can't help but say their name over and over. President Trump President Trump President Trump President Trump President Trump. What a great, strong and powerful man President Trump is. More than a man. He's America herself.

And I deserve free tickets and other comp stuff because I'm a real patriot and a real VIP of the greatest city in the world, New York City - baby. The best city in the world. And I'm sure the most important man in America - President Trump - agrees with me that New York City is the best city. And who doesn't love President Trump properties like the wonderful Trump Tower.

The witch hunt against me needs to stop. And I hope pray that the great and powerful Oz - because I see President Trump more than just a man - more than just a great man - President Oz/Trump Lord God Master of Creation and My Savior will smite my enemies. I sincerely hope President Trump will help me fight my prosecution and the witch hunts.

And Delta, United, American Airlines, Hilton Hotels, Marriott, Radisson, Hyatt hit me up. At least three star comp. You don't want me dissin' you to Oz/Trump - da ya? I'm waiting...