I'm a big, big fan of President Trump and I hope that President Trump will pardon me. Oh, did forget to say how much I love President Trump and admire President Trump who will Make America Great Again. When you think someone is great you can't help but say their name over and over. President Trump President Trump President Trump President Trump President Trump. What a great, strong and powerful man President Trump is. More than a man. He's America herself.

And I deserve free tickets and other comp stuff because I'm a real patriot and a real VIP of the greatest city in the world, New York City - baby. The best city in the world. And I'm sure the most important man in America - President Trump - agrees with me that New York City is the best city. And who doesn't love President Trump properties like the wonderful Trump Tower.

The witch hunt against me needs to stop. And I hope pray that the great and powerful Oz - because I see President Trump more than just a man - more than just a great man - President Oz/Trump Lord God Master of Creation and My Savior will smite my enemies. I sincerely hope President Trump will help me fight my prosecution and the witch hunts.

And Delta, United, American Airlines, Hilton Hotels, Marriott, Radisson, Hyatt hit me up. At least three star comp. You don't want me dissin' you to Oz/Trump - da ya? I'm waiting...

[–] chungusamonugs@hexbear.net 42 points 2 weeks ago

"Crime stoppers" lmao. The crime happened and you didn't stop it.

[–] BashfulBob@hexbear.net 40 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Looks like new episodes of America's Most Wanted are back in the menu, boys

Keep your eyes peeled for a tall white guy. Call your local police if any tall white guy is in your immediate vicinity. Remember, remain vigilant. Together we can bring an end to tall white guy terror.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Looks like new episodes of America's Most Wanted are back in the menu, boys

Listen carefully to what I am about to tell you. It shows a dangerous coarsening in our culture that a highly successful, elite executive with had a wonderful wife and two glorious sons - was shot down in the prime of his life in broad daylight by what our show will unabashedly call a terrorist. Who knows - there may even be a connection to Russia, China or a country like Iran.

You must not take the law into your own hands and be judge, jury, and executioner. Only ordinary people should suffer in such a fate. Furthermore...

[–] BashfulBob@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Who knows - there may even be a connection to Russia, China or a country like Iran.

I'm genuinely surprised that I haven't heard a rash of "Iran did this" headlines.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

I think nobody and no org pushed that because it's just too big a propaganda lie. Polling about healthcare are always very carefully phrased and controlled so it's PR for the industry. But I think the average American knows how bad it is. Even if they and their family has been lucky and have zero bad experiences - they surely have a relative, a friend, a neighbor, etc who got fucked by their "healthcare".

[–] miz@hexbear.net 30 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

NYPD has offices in iirc 16 foreign countries

[–] Sulvor@hexbear.net 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

[–] jackmarxist@hexbear.net 27 points 2 weeks ago

And then they accuse China of doing it. Every accusation is a confession.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Y tho.

[–] abc@hexbear.net 19 points 2 weeks ago

gotta spend that money somehow or else they won't get it next year agony-shivering

I'm sure the official answer is something like "well, we are one of the biggest tourist destinations across the world so of course we need people on the ground in Australia do you know how many Australians come visit every year??!" or something like that which doesn't really pass the smell test lol.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

If you have information about the CEO Killer appearing abroad call the NYPD CEO Killer Hotline at 1-800-GRIFTER . That's 1-800-GRIFTER...

[–] buh@hexbear.net 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He’s chilling in the presidential suite of the hilton where it all went down

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 31 points 2 weeks ago

Smirking to himself while holding an old charter of United healthcare that states that the person who kills the ceo becomes the ceo and carries no legal responsibility.

[–] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

We have reason to believe the suspect fled to Golden Corral, specifically by the gravy fountain. I will make sure to keep a close eye on it and not abandon my post.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 21 points 2 weeks ago

Important! Requesting triple overtime. Plus emergency increase in food, lodgings, and entertainment funding is also required. Possible lead developing and a stakeouts needed at Cheeks Gentlemen's Club and Naked-a-rama...

[–] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 22 points 2 weeks ago

In order to ensure the safety of the nation we must jail every white man

[–] glans@hexbear.net 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

wait is the guy on the left and the guy on the right supposed to be the same guy?

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

In our hearts

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I'm sorry - I can't explain and I will not be taking questions at this time.

[–] glans@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

how many evil pink twinks can there be to sort thru

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

yea its not like NYC had a timothee chalamet lookalike competition a month ago

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 18 points 2 weeks ago

Jake gyllenhall gonna be hiding in plain site just chillin while these mandem run around i-cant

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago

Hope he does it again

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

Please, Biden, nuke London. He went to London.