For what it's worth - the Washington Post put the article in the style section.
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These parents weren't stuffed in lockers enough as kids
Wait these are those funky "American" names from that weird SNES Japanese baseball game
taking a stab at what these kids will be called when they're inevitably stuffed into lockers themselves:
New Mad Max cast
This nickname is potentially a blessing, depends on Octopus' personality.
Thirsting Sewage
In reality, these kids will just pick a kinda normal name as they're growing up, like most kids whose parents give them names that border on mild CA
Indy/Rick
Avvy/George
Tor/Orry
Ty/Vic
I was stuffed into so many fucking lockers as a kid. Maybe that's why I turned out communist... 🤔
Brass Eye tier names (eg. Alabaster Codify, Chuck Fadanoid, David Compression, Alan Fortune-Vatch, Tasscam Holiday, Accelorata Jengold et al)