They already took away our Russian Vodka. bawllin-sad My vodka had a frosted kick ass soviet asthetic and made with Russian winter wheat. It was the best and hillary-contempt whipped up a Red Scare and took it from me!

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

American victory gin will be called Bald Eagle Freedom Bourbon. It will have American flags, tanks and AR-15'S on the label. It will be laced with caffeine and dextrose and contain enough high fructose corn syrup to legally be a form of molasses. It will advertised as being a source of protein. For inexplicable reasons it will have a petrol-like aftertaste. Chuds will chug it to trigger the libs and you will be allowed to drink it at work because workplace alcohol policies has been declared "woke DEI".

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What's the brand? I love some vodka, especially when I'm on a pierogi-making kick.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

marx-war Hammer and Sickle

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

Many thanks, comrade. May we someday be reconnected with it. Or at least you. I keep thinking of visiting a local mosque and seeing if it vibes with me.