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I keep thinking of bad things and then say "wow I bet Hexbear would like this thing" and then I smugly smile while shit leaks out of my pants. Both ends.

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[–] Jerrimu2@startrek.website 23 points 1 year ago (13 children)

Counter point, Russia does capitalism just as bad as they did communism. If we did it in Murrica, we’d kick ass at it and be a shining beacon of socialism.

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 54 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I want to congratulate you on the dumbest shit I've read all day before I ban you.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Is it serious or not? The "Murrrica" makes me think it's deliberately ambiguous. We need to get more response to ascertain whether this kind of thing is a clever bit or not.

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] DroneRights@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

There's no way that's serious, it's too funny

[–] player2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Murrica is usually used in a joking way with exaggerated patriotism so I think it's a joke. No one who would say that in a serious way would consider communism as an option

[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (11 children)

Hey, another thing you guys have in common with the alt right, banning people who disagree with you, guess I'll add that to the list!

[–] silent_water@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago

when your only lens for political analysis is aesthetics

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Our demands:

  • List

  • Hog

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] raven@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago
  • Generally wear clothes
  • Eat food
  • AUTHORITARIANISM!
  • Didn't invite me to your birthday party
[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

👶👀👶👀👶👀👶👀👶👀 lib shit lib sHit👶 thats ✔ some lib👶👶shit right👶👶there👶👶👶 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 🤓 i say so 🤓 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🤓 👶👶👶НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👶 🤓 👶 👀 👀 👀 👶Lib shit

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago

Go right ahead. Got you too.

[–] Gelamzer@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

And hitler drank water

[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

No investigation, no right to speak

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

Yes it's for disagreeing with us... Jesus Christ you guys are absolute idiots.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Funny, that's the same complaint in reverse that alt right guys make when they get banned by libs

[–] NewLeaf@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Add this to your list PIGPOOPBALLS

[–] TraumaDumpling@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago (2 children)

i promise its information and not a meme, idk how to unblur it

[–] bigboopballs@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I thought it dipped tremendously when the Soviet Union was officially dismantled

[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago

It dipped significantly but this graph is at a scale that includes Tsarist Russia where people were serfs with no access to medicine in a pre-industrial society. Having some extremely basic stuff like food and vaccines makes it virtually impossible to get that low again (unless you're being invaded by Nazis).

[–] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Have you seen the scale? There's a 5 year drop starting in 1991. It's not as massive as the gains made under communism, but it's a very significant reduction in life expectancy.

[–] Bakzik@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

The fall of the Soviet Union was one of the greatest crimes in human history.

[–] silent_water@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago

this is a bit, right? anakin-padme-2

this is a bit, right? anakin-padme-4

[–] sharedburdens@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

Radioactive levels of chauvinism, stick a burger in it shithead.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

Even as a bit, this is cringe. cringe

[–] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

you're a stupid asshole, shut the fuck up liberal

Death to America

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

cringe
What is materialism?

[–] Catradora_Stalinism@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

Counter point, Russia does capitalism just as bad as they did communism. If we did it in Murrica, we’d kick ass at it and be a shining beacon of socialism.

yes all your socialists have so much work to show

until your daddies killed the good ones.

Unlimited genocide to america

[–] ElGosso@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Honestly I'm a little ashamed at how many people on this website took the bait on this one. This is a good post.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

If this is a joke it's phrased in such a way that it's totally ambiguous and I find that really funny in and of itself.

If this isn't a joke, please read Settlers.

[–] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 1 year ago

Holy fucking shit the perfect bait, if you had a set of pronouns you'd be celebrated but because you don't the hogs got feral and ate you alive :data-laughing:

Some good fucking shit.