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Honestly I thought it was supposed to be a swaddled baby in her arms, them boobles are the least booblike boobas to ever boob ngl
Actually, looking again, I can see that. However... Knowing how their brains work, I highly doubt it's actually intended to be a swaddled baby. That's far too generous.
it could be two swaddled babies but
I kinda don't buy it
The way her clothes conform to her breasts like paint, combined with this arms folded under her knockers as if to cradle and present them is something I've only seen in lamer anime. Which is probably the model the artist used now that i think about it.
Goddamn Gainax, every time 😒
Well, buying babies is morally wrong, so I think that's the right call
Because all tradwives are the reformed big titty goth girlfriends the Alpha incels lusted over in highschool. Duh.
Now excuse me while I vomit from the effort of typing out that ridiculous statement.
it's a known fact that women take so long to get ready bc we have to wrangle our titties into submission before getting dressed
This is very true.
snuggling the girls if you will.. but I hope you won't
I experience psychic pain knowing that I understand that statement
It's actually a spare butt.
Because
I should be banned for saying this creepy sex stuff but I'm gonna anyway don't click on it
Trad wives need big mommy milkers to feed their children
And yes this is something I have seen said back in the reddit days. These men are absolutely positively not okay
Reading that made me feel slimy
I warned you not to read it. Incels and tradcels are
That’s… not how the biology of that works (I know that’s not you saying that, just commenting on incel stupidity)
she actually has very small boobs and is joking around with a pair of melons
they're cartoon bombs and she's an anarchist
It looks like they were trying to edit a big booba wojak lady into a lady holding a baby but uh, they did not do it 100% effectively
art is my passion
It's because the apron appears to be vacuum-sealed to each of the wojak tradwife's breasts individually instead of as a cohesive structure, like how some poorly drawn Samus fanart would be.
because the person that drew them hasn't seen a real woman in over a year
She's a fembot from Austing Powers and he's about to die