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[–] ArsenLupin@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Hear me out... We build it out of a flotilla of the combined world's fleet of super yachts and cruise ships! And we dock it on the Principality of Sealand (they have good internet there I think)

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And we dock it [...]

Aww, I was hoping you were gonna say "and we build a giant mech out of it". Roh-roh fight the power!

[–] ArsenLupin@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

por-que-no-los-dos.jpg

[–] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We're gonna need some capital ships and probably some lighter cruisers and destroyer escorts to be able to effectively do fleet maneuvers and protect our new motherland. This plan is also incredibly climate resilient.

[–] ArsenLupin@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This plan is also incredibly climate resilient.

But also incredibly climate damaging, which I guess makes it a self fulfilling prophecy!

[–] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Not if the ships are nuclear powered!