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Every time someone hammers a nail firmly a million suburbanites flood the forums with “I HEARD GUNSHOTS! ANYONE ELSE HEAR GUNSHOTS? TERRORIST INCIDENT?”

Still deciding between that and “WHAT IS THE HELICOPTER DOING LANDING ON TOP OF THE HOSPITAL?” as my favorite genre of cracker neighborpost

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[–] beef_curds@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I sometimes have a morbid curiosity and wanna check my neighborhood. But my mom tells me about all the "scary" stuff on hers, and it just sounds like boomers pissing themselves because they saw a pedestrian.

My neighbor has Ring which is annoying, because she's recording anything I say on my patio. But I guess they have their own social just like nextdoor, but with videoclips of neighbors.

[–] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

One of my customers has multiple ring cameras at different entrances to the house and has called his next door neighbor who is WFH for most of the week to check out what the men walking on the sidewalk out front were doing. I'm sure their hi vis vests and truck with the county name plastered across the side were very scary for him.

[–] Venus@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Government goons spotted. What nefarious schemes could they be plotting?

[–] footfaults@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Stealing my trash from my trash cans. Every god damn week.

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

My neighbor has Ring which is annoying, because she's recording anything I say on my patio.

In North Korea, the population is so propagandized that they willingly buy and install devices in their homes for those in power to spy on them