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[โ€“] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 89 points 11 months ago (2 children)

remember: if you see someone shoplifting, no you didn't

[โ€“] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 36 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If you see someone shoplifting, begin asking all nearby associates really weird distracting questions

[โ€“] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

or just accidentally make a mess on aisle 5 for no reason

[โ€“] axont@hexbear.net 20 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

i'm not even convinced that companies are losing this much money to shoplifting, it seems like a convenient excuse for either poor management or intentionally using the real estate wrong to do weird fucky financial fraud. I used to work at a grocery store and far, far more loss of profit came from stuff not getting sold, or stuff being broken or expiring. Sometimes a case of pickles or whatever would arrive completely busted. Sometimes the wrong thing got ordered. Sometimes stuff falls off shelves or you have hyperactive kids pick stuff up and break it. Shoplifting was a rounding error compared to all of that.

Maybe it's different in other areas, but I'm not convinced. These are gajillion dollar companies and they're being brought down by people stealing eye liner and baby formula?

Chuds have to come up with these narratives that some states simply allow shoplifting by law.

[โ€“] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

A couple months ago the Walgreens CEO admitted they were making shit up about shoplifting being so much worse the previous year or whatever. Of course by then they had already gotten the narrative out there and shut down the stores they wanted to shut down.

Food/product waste is another extremely ~~stupid~~ evil thing we have to deal with yeah, shit sucks.