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[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Fun can come in surprising ways. Select your preferred fart style and target seat. Use your turn signal or press the left scroll wheel when you’re ready to “release” your prank. For those lucky vehicles equipped with a Pedestrian Warning System, you can choose to broadcast externally when your vehicle is parked. But wait-- the fun doesn't stop there! Use the mobile app to conduct remote emissions testing by touching and holding any of the four quick control buttons and selecting the fart button.

God fucking damn it.

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago

This is from the mind of a 50 year old who many consider some kind of supergenius.

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago

So it has a virtual whoopie cushion under each seat. I don't even know anymore, man. I'm going to bed

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I wonder what percentage of Tesla drivers follow this warning.

Warning

Use these features only when Model X is parked. Always pay attention to road and traffic conditions when driving. Using these features while driving is illegal and very dangerous.

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago

anakin-padme-2 Surely they don't work when you're driving?

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