She says she's going to break up with me if I don't quite the site in solidarity. I am torn. I made a promise to you all that no mod would ever touch your posts again. I don't see how I could keep this promise to you, the posters, if I'm not on this site every day lurking, posting, and up-bearing.

This isn't a question. I'm just posting out loud.

Edit: Mods owe me one girlfriend.

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[–] teeforlove@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

sorry this is so funny to me thinking of a situation where someone's partner is mad at them, tells them they need space, starts crying while staring at a page of Capital Volume 1 in Arial size 25 and saying out loud "at least you wouldn't do this to me"