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[–] HornyOnMain@hexbear.net 52 points 10 months ago (6 children)

actually, its bad to say that the organisation of british colonial subjects is led by britain

[–] huf@hexbear.net 38 points 10 months ago (1 children)

ukraine joining the last crumbling remnant of the british empire in TYOOL 2024 would be extremely funny.

[–] HornyOnMain@hexbear.net 25 points 10 months ago

Ukraine: please can we have NATO membership?

Britain: but we already have NATO membership at home

The NATO membership at home:

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 35 points 10 months ago

The Indigenous Australians volunteered to be massacred, sweaty 💅😤

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 34 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

the common hell of being associated with bri ish

[–] Tunnelvision@hexbear.net 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

There were suggestions of Ukraine joining apparently.

Bruh that would have started world war 3

[–] CTHlurker@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Britain doesn't have nuclear weapons so it'll be a quick one at least.

[–] WoofWoof91@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] CTHlurker@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Britain decided that nukes were too expensive to maintain, so their GPS-targetting system doesn't work without express permission from the Americans.

https://www.politico.eu/article/uk-trident-nuclear-program/

[–] WoofWoof91@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

“If the US pulled the plug on the UK nuclear program, Trident would be immediately unable to fire, making the submarines little more than expensive, undersea follies.”

michael-laugh

holy shit, i had no idea it was that bad

[–] CTHlurker@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, that's the reason why I said that the UK doesn't actually have nukes. They have all the expenses of trying to maintain a nuclear programme, but with none of the effective deterrence.

[–] WoofWoof91@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

fair, i knew the americans had a big role in trident, but i didn't know they could just turn the nukes off lol

[–] CTHlurker@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago

Remember the Trashfuture bit where Milo argued that the UK is the only actually right wing country. Every other right wing project spends massive amounts of money on their millitary and their police, but the UK is so ideologically committed to austerity that they even did it to their imperial peacekeepers. Turns out they even did austerity to their nuclear programme, which is definitely a unique strategy.

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago

liberal imperialists are so funny. they want all the spoils of empire with none of the moral culpability.

[–] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago

commonwealth

I just realized this is like the "democratic peoples republic" thing that libs accuse communist states of doing, except it's actually fake this time