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Unironically the hexbear party line lmao. Drizzle in some weird obscure third name for the nerds out there and you've got it.
Anarcho Stalinist TC69 thought
Everyone gets banned
It’s the only way to force is to touch grass and organize IRL
Anarcho-Stalin-Third-World-Maoism.
Nah Mao is too well-known. It's gotta be some weird french dude from the 15th century.
Anarcho-Stalinist-Ollmanist Thought.
Now we're cookin'
Anarcho-Stalin-Aminism
Perfect
I quote Samir Amin so much on hexbear, I'll convert you all lol.
That would require I recognise the name, and since I refuse to read this will never happen
By the end of the year I will have quoted Amin so much all of hexbear would've read some theory. This is how we get all the "I will never read" folks to read theory. That, and terrible leftist memes with 5000 words.
You will not get me though, as all posts are dictated to me by ~~my handler~~ a friend, and I dictate my response. I have never seen this website, which is how I keep my mind unstained from psychic torment
teach me your ways
Jk I'm terminally online
Anarcho-Stalinist-Gnosticism, where God is the ultimate Bougeious and we're searching for a Japanese teenager with really weird hair to slay him.
That sounds like an anime.
I have never watched anime, unless you count Dragon Ball X as anime
I'm a Marxist-Derridaist
hits bong yeah dude I'm a Marxist-Leninist-bonapartist, not the napoleon one though, this is another napoleon he's from vietnam, wrote like three pamphlets about digging ditches and then burned down a local post office, which he thought harbored american GI's. He did this in the 90's, the dude was integral to leftist thought in my high school.
Uphold Bonaparte Phủ Ngọc Tường thought
DOWN WITH POST OFFICES!
To not burn down post offices. This is the 56th kind of liberalism
is this a reference I don't get or are you, personally, really this fucking hilarious
We all get to be funny every once in a while
Who do I have to tag to get this turned into a site tagline? @CARCOSA@hexbear.net?
I'm very proud of it
I read this in an A.I. generated impression of Felix Biederman's voice
I'm a Marxist-dadaist.
Marxist-daddyist more like lmao gottem
that's an anarchist. we count those.
That's kind of where I am these days. MLs had a lot of good ideas but the collapse of nation-states and the neoliberal world order under the weight of global warming will probably create fertile ground for anarchist theory and praxis, and I think we need to find a synthesis stripped of the factionalism of the 20th century to be prepared for what is likely coming.