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[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 52 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (6 children)

Private court huh? There is the state.

A court merely gives a judgement, there needs to be something to enforce the same. Who will that be? And what if the corps use their own protection rackets and go corpo wars. Epic cyberpunk chungus

[–] edge@hexbear.net 28 points 9 months ago

there needs to be something to enforce the same. Who will that be?

Whatever this is supposed to mean. I guess they comply to keep reputation with other businesses and because they’re ideologically committed or something?

Ring stands down and allows ADT to impose the punishment, due to the mandate from Its backup contract partners and the discipline of constant dealings.

It literally just sounds like a parody of ancaps. Like the libertarian cop story.

[–] homhom9000@hexbear.net 26 points 9 months ago

Actually the private courts will have their own representative company that will be the enforcer. They first have to settle with the opposing sides enforcer to make sure they can get justice. If the enforcer doesn't agree, the enforcer is covered by the agreement bureau who will work on creating agreement terms with the opposing sides agreement bureau, if that doesn't go through the agreement bureau has their own term enforcer who-

[–] somename@hexbear.net 25 points 9 months ago

Hey, there's a third option. All the security forces form a cartel and collaborate in whatever way profits them the most, and in no way actually aiding their subscribers in a meaningful way.

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 22 points 9 months ago

Instead of having a centralized justice apparatus, the private courts will simply pay private cops to send you to private prisons, that contract their work out to private guards. Simple and efficient.

[–] Omgboom@lemmy.zip 21 points 9 months ago

A court merely gives a judgement, there needs to be something to enforce the same. Who will that be?

The EULA obviously

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 8 points 9 months ago

Private courts do exist, the arbitration ones in trade agreements

check this shit out