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Trump begins his scrappy hobo arc as he trades in the power suit for a barrel with suspenders.
A reporter yells out "Mr. Trump! Mr. Trump! Mr. Trump! Why are you wearing a barrel with suspenders?"
"I got no money. I got no home. I got nothin'. Because corrupt dem judge witch hunt. Make Trump president again so I can get my money back and get revenge." He starts mumbling/chanting "Trump 2024" turns around and exits.
His barrel suddenly sprouts a glowing numeral “2” and he starts waffling between taking on a lvl 1 door knocker and a lvl 3 guy talking on phone