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Most of the other responses are about their choice of fireball. One good house party would change these nerds' lives.

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[–] pooh@hexbear.net 76 points 8 months ago (6 children)

Leftists really should embrace monster trucks. I've been saying this for awhile.

I once had this idea to crowd source buying this giant Lenin head and mounting it to a monster truck frame:

Would be even cooler if you added custom laser eyes and flames shooting out of his nose or something.

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 55 points 8 months ago (2 children)

That pic makes it look like a Diglett Lenin.

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 25 points 8 months ago

we gotta dig him up!

[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 12 points 8 months ago

We need Soviet Dugtrio

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 51 points 8 months ago (4 children)
[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 27 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Better yet, the ZIL-E167 was a real Soviet truck.

[–] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

pulling up to my costco in this

[–] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 15 points 8 months ago

I need it to fit a months worth of fizzy water cases in (I'm trying to cut back on drinking)

[–] sir_this_is_a_wendys@hexbear.net 24 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 13 points 8 months ago

That thing is fucking massive! Like thousands of feet tall. Those sparks would melt the crowd

[–] sir_this_is_a_wendys@hexbear.net 11 points 8 months ago

Avg Lemmygrad user

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 38 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Welcome to the Democratic People's Republic of Diesel.

[–] sir_this_is_a_wendys@hexbear.net 15 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

How to convert large swaths of rural America to communism. They are already called REDnecks.

[–] CindyTheSkull@hexbear.net 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Maybe you already know this, but the term redneck, used derogatorily, has roots in anticommunism. It's not a coincidence that RED is part of the insult.

https://dailyyonder.com/the-unexpected-radical-roots-of-redneck/2022/09/05/

[–] sir_this_is_a_wendys@hexbear.net 4 points 8 months ago

I figured. There's a book called Hammer and Hoe about southern communists I want to read.

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 31 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Mount Comrade Lenin's head on a Kei Monster Truck.

[–] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Wow it's got TEEF!

I waunt it

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago

Paint it red and it'll go fasta!

[–] sir_this_is_a_wendys@hexbear.net 18 points 8 months ago

Those little Suzuki cars were one of the best models ever made. They were virtually indestructible and like 8k new. You still see some around today.

[–] Aquilae@hexbear.net 16 points 8 months ago

~~Tankie~~ Truckie