I've never been a fan of gang bangs and orgies, maybe my problem was that I was trying out for the wrong role, I should've auditioned for clipboard guy.

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 84 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (7 children)

I'm just trying to wrap my head around the 15 people who got all the way through this process and didn't cum.

If I have to take a blood test to hook up, I'm cumming one way or another. I'm going out back and jerking off into the bushes if necessary.

Edit: I just looked up this Aella person

Aella: The Libertarian Rationalist Sex Worker Turned Data Scientist

I think I get it now. They didn't cum because they were prepubescent

[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 63 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It could even just be performance anxiety. Maybe clipboard guy was just staring at them really intensely the whole time. Sometimes I have to just stop for a bit if the cat walks in the room and stares at me, so I could get people being a little nervous.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 9 points 8 months ago

Clipboard guy who looks suspiciously like Agent 47 staring daggers at me while I try to fuck

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 61 points 8 months ago (1 children)

They apparently only got three minutes each so that explains it I guess. She explains it in her blog post that starts out by quoting Nelson Mandela

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 66 points 8 months ago (1 children)

They apparently only got three minutes each

Listen, I don't want to brag, but I can bust way faster than that.

She explains it in her blog post that starts out by quoting Nelson Mandela

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[–] Anne_Teefa@hexbear.net 1 points 8 months ago

Sometimes it's a minute, sometimes it's an hour, maybe 2.

[–] EndMilkInCrisps@hexbear.net 48 points 8 months ago

Performance anxiety is real. Sometimes you just can't orgasm. Especially in a crowd.

[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 22 points 8 months ago (1 children)

They got three minutes, and there were apparently other men holding her down while she tried to bite and kick. Understandable I think, and probably not what these guys thought they were signing up for.

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 15 points 8 months ago

Oh Christ, yeah. That's not great.

[–] TheDialectic@hexbear.net 20 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Tech bros. Adderall can cause performance issues

[–] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 15 points 8 months ago

I can't come sometimes, it's a common problem, especially in front of like, 50 people.

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 9 points 8 months ago

she was a rationalist blogger before she was a sex worker as far as i know