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We need a total and complete shutdown of all Ivy League anthropology departments until we can figure out what the hell is going on.

https://twitter.com/Magnus_Fiskesjo/status/1764725547827859605

Interesting that Viking battle-axes used to rape and pillage defenceless seaside villages are fetishised by some Scandanavians/Europeans/Americans today as "rad" and "totally awesome as fuck" -- that's truly sick.

And, it is probably part of the broader psychological denial of the gruesome history of bloody violence, on which modern Western capitalist hegemony is founded. a-little-trolling

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[–] AutomatedPossum@hexbear.net 67 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (9 children)

How can you be an anthropology and Asian studies professor, see these frilly edges and the ornamentation and the fact that it is made from fucking jade and think "yeah, the ancestors of the evil Chinese CeeCeePee absolutely used these to behead people"?

[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 61 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Tapping the sign again...

The answer is simple: the personal qualities of present-day professors are such that we may find among them even exceptionally stupid people like Tugan. But the social status of professors in bourgeois society is such that only those are allowed to hold such posts who sell science to serve the interests of capital, and agree to utter the most fatuous nonsense, the most unscrupulous drivel and twaddle against the socialists. The bourgeoisie will forgive the professors all this as long as they go on “abolishing” socialism.

back-to-me

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 21 points 8 months ago

One of my fav communism quotes ✨

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 28 points 8 months ago (3 children)

it's actually oxidized bronze, not that that supports a beheading usecase, it'd still suck for that.

looking up the viability of jade weaponry was kind of interesting though, they've found some axes & knifes, it's supposed to be a very hard rock---so you probably could make an execution tool out of it.

[–] AutomatedPossum@hexbear.net 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

you probably could make an execution tool out of it.

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[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 12 points 8 months ago

actually exactly what i was thinking lmao sicko-mega

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 10 points 8 months ago

Jade was valued for its malleability, similar to gold in that way. There were all sorts of ceremonial weapons made out of jade, for instance a jade saber would be awarded to distinguished scholars.

[–] alexandra_kollontai@hexbear.net 7 points 8 months ago

I've seen many historic jade clubs that were used by Maori in the museum. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mere_(weapon)

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 27 points 8 months ago

Beheading the locals with a butter knife

[–] axont@hexbear.net 27 points 8 months ago (1 children)

How can anyone look at any ornamental weapon and assume it's used for anything other than looking nice? The only ceremonial weapons that I know about that were used as killing implements were sometimes frou-frou fancy boys would have elaborately engraved flintlock pistols.

[–] 420blazeit69@hexbear.net 22 points 8 months ago

Nick Cage used the fuck out of his gold-plated pistols in Face/Off, checkmate anthropologists

[–] TheLastHero@hexbear.net 24 points 8 months ago

why bother working or caring about intellectual honesty when you can just parrot the latest state department line and fail upwards? Nation of grifters and thieves

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 23 points 8 months ago

If you're an anthropologist and you want to get a job that pays out of college your options are becoming a mercenary for empire or bank robbery. There's a lot of scum in the profession.

[–] TreadOnMe@hexbear.net 21 points 8 months ago

Because it has probably been literal decades since they did any actual research outside of stewing themselves in newspaper articles.

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 17 points 8 months ago

Fuck being a professor, how can you have even the most superficial idea of how an axe works and think this thing was actually used to chop things?

[–] oregoncom@hexbear.net 12 points 8 months ago

anthropology and Asian studies professor

You mean professional blood libeler.