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You're a big strong American? Drink this cold glass of tap water without complaining about the lack of flavour (hexbear.net)

submitted 7 months ago by tombruzzo@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[-] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 32 points 7 months ago

I prefer to think about the deranged brainstorming sessions they had. "If i gulp the water, people will call it staged! If I sip too little they'll say I didn't drink enough. Alright, I'll split the difference and do the worst possible option: not drink the water AND go for a "tiny baby sip" look. That way I look like a total asshole"

Classic obungler bungling drinking water

[-] booty@hexbear.net 17 points 7 months ago

i honestly think he was somehow actually terrified of the water. man really thought he was gonna spontaneously combust if a single drop of that shit hit his stomach.