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cross-posted from: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/4151484

Reasons why you are broke according to reactionaries

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[–] edge@hexbear.net 17 points 7 months ago (4 children)

This has to be parody. It says he dropped from $5 million to $-200,000 in one year from those tiny differences.

But anyway, if you can get a rewards credit card, you should. It's literally just a discount on every purchase as long as you pay it off completely every month. Points seem like BS though, just go for the ones with "x% cash rewards".

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 18 points 7 months ago

Hey maybe he bought 421,491 Frappuccino lattes in a single year.

[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 17 points 7 months ago

You mean you don't spend millions on cereal every year?

[–] combat_brandonism@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago

obvious parody posted to the_dunk_tank?

shocked-pikachu

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 10 points 7 months ago

Skill issue, I would just not go broke