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[–] Tabitha@hexbear.net 145 points 7 months ago (2 children)

The "obliterated" is decades of safety research into how to make the vehicle itself absorb the impact, reducing the forces applied to the people inside.

I have no idea what cybertruck does for safety, but I'm sure somebody was looking into it.

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 85 points 7 months ago (2 children)

consider, however, not dying in a minor fender bender is gay. why you trying to stay alive, to have sex with men?

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 45 points 7 months ago

True sigmas only ever allow themselves to be penetrated by their steering column

[–] Naal@hexbear.net 19 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

yes but that's not the point angry-hex

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 5 points 7 months ago

it's the one time when capitalism aligned with safety because even the slightest bump costs millionty dollars to repair but that also happens to save lives too