The only thing I didn't consciously consider was the content of the Trump Bible, just whatever public domain version has the fewest pages or something surely?

It would be really great if someone added a prank in them, no way anyone in Trump World would catch it.

[–] Magician@hexbear.net 45 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I would love to hear trump narrate the Bible, but only if they don't edit out his ad libbing.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 20 points 6 months ago (1 children)

"Two rebels were crucified with him. One guy on his right. And one guy on his left. People said the f word and other bad words at him a lot, shaking their heads and they said 'You were gonna destroy the temple. And the build it up back in three days? But you can't even save yourself! Jesus - are you really the son of god? If you are - come down from the cross!' But he couldn't do it. It's like me at the New York City trial where I got another democrat Biden judge. They all are very, very unfair to Trump..."

[–] Magician@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago

order-of-lenin