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Cracked: "6 Ugly Facts Of Life In Communist Cuba"
(www.cracked.com)
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BeamBrain@hexbear.net
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Yes, it's an interview with a gusano. Yes, his family were business owners. Here's the peach:
"One day, my sister came home and exclaimed, 'Fidel is better than Jesus!' In school they had asked the kindergartners to close their eyes and pray to Jesus for ice cream. When they opened their eyes -- nothing. Then they closed their eyes again and prayed to Fidel for ice cream, and ... surprise! Ice cream cups on their desks! I remember my mother's reaction: 'Helado! Que rico!' She totally avoided any other comment for fear of whatever she said making it back to my sister's teacher."
What actual year was it that cracked turned to shit? I remember it feeling like an almost overnight thing. Years of being prescribed Kermit pills hasn't made me a chud, but has made it so I can't remember shit.
Around the end of 2017 was when a huge chunk of the staff had left or were fired. So probably around then.
Yet this article is from 2015
I mean, I guess this is a self dunk, Cracked may not have ever been funny.