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Beached whale
(hexbear.net)
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
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There once was a beach in Nantucket
With a car that was built like bucket
As the owner suntanned
His truck sank in the sand
So he walked away saying "fuck it"
Wheels stuck in the sand,
His dick in his hand,
Thanking Elon Musk for the bucket.
Edit: just realized it says ‘beach’ not ‘man’, ow well.
Highly unplanned
The car's stuck in the sand
And now there's no way to unfuck it
Salt water made it rusty as fuck.
Chuds say " I still love this truck."