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Hey look its that goyper meme from the latest chapo ep. Pentagon made indeed.

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[–] axont@hexbear.net 52 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (5 children)

Trump is a psychopathic cult leader running a campaign of lies, defamation, and retribution. He aspires to be the US’s first authoritarian leader, and wants to turn the nation into a nuclear armed Switzerland.

This is one of the funniest liberal panics I've ever read. Usually they'd compare Trump to Mussolini or Putin or whatever, not Switzerland lmao. Authoritarian Trump is going to force the economy to focus on chocolate and cuckoo clocks. He's going to nuke America's greatest and oldest enemy, Austria.

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 42 points 4 months ago (1 children)

US’s first authoritarian leader

michael-laugh first??? ye ok buddy

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 19 points 4 months ago

Owning slaves is actually not authoritarian, doncha know

[–] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 33 points 4 months ago

data-laughing Switzerland! The horror!

Especially since if they actually gave a shit about fighting Putin or whatever and actually read the news they'd no that Switzerland has begun braking its famed 'neutrality' when it comes to Russia, to great internal criticism.

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 33 points 4 months ago (1 children)

He's going to nuke America's greatest and oldest enemy, Austria.

As a Czech, waow-based

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The only good thing I've had from Austria is a cake

[–] notceps@hexbear.net 26 points 4 months ago

First we'd never nuke austria we'd nuke germany so get that one straight, second cuckoo clocks are german.

It's pretty funny but I'm not surprised switzerland is basically a signifier especially now after being drip fed 'switzerland bad' because they have a slightly less aggressive stance on russia, switzerland bad because doesn't recognize Hamas as a terrorist org and so on and so on.

Also I guess they had to break out the one 'white country' so it doesn't come off as racist, like I'm pretty sure the person wrote banana republic or third world country first but wisely used switzerland here.

[–] FortifiedAttack@hexbear.net 25 points 4 months ago

He aspires to be the US’s first authoritarian leader, and wants to turn the nation into a nuclear armed Switzerland.

Switzerland, well known for its authoritarian dictatorships data-laughing data-laughing data-laughing

Real talk: It would be a net benefit to the rest of the planet if the USA became a reclusive, isolationist nation.