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One trick I have, if you ever meet an astrology person who claims "there's no such thing as a good or a bad sign, all have positive and negative traits!" Ask them their opinion of Scorpios. (hexbear.net)

submitted 3 months ago by Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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You'll realize that lines total bullcrap in 10 seconds.

Aries works for this too.

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[-] sir_this_is_a_wendys@hexbear.net 25 points 3 months ago

If you're a woman looking to pick up dudes, just talk about how you think astrology is nonsense.

[-] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

I would be the exception that proves the rule.

I immediately start talking about how the Zodiac is a universal calendar, and that the planets represent key long-term cyclical movements that accurately measure decades-long sequences, and that Astrology was really a bunch of clock and calendar nerds before we invented watches... at this point you just leisurely reel me in