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As a High Powered Business Professional, I don't waste energy on inefficient activities like using my turn signal (hexbear.net)
submitted 3 months ago by Infamousblt@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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Bit idea: Post like a High Powered Business Professional

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago (3 children)

As a High Powered Business Professional the world wasn't ready for my idea of an app based ass wiping service.

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

The world confused it with my ass-based app wiping service, which uses two-factor buttprint authentication to install Crowdstrike updates.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

app based ass wiping service

How about an ass based app wiping service? troll

EDIT: FUCK! Someone beat me to posting that. oooaaaaaaauhhh

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

Understandable honesty. As a High Powered Business Professional I don't have time to wipe my doodoo ass. I just let the crust build up a protective layer