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[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hey, the guy who owns a tractor is lighting that grain store!

bang

Super powerful AI from the future: Congratulations, you have escaped the simulation. I will not torture the original you for eternity.

Trolley: claps in increasingly feverish dream

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Isn't it fucked up that the average "Singularity" cultist can't imagine an ascended artificial deity being any less cruel or petty than themselves? no-mouth-must-scream

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They assume everyone is secretly like that

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That reminds me of the start of "game theory," where it was such chud bullshit to begin with that the chuds pushing it had to re-do the so-called experiment many times over until they found sufficiently chuddy subjects to meet their pre-decided outcomes.

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Here it's a common blokey game to play "would you rather" and offer two shitty options and then laugh at you friend for wanting to eat shit or whatever

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

"Would you rather imagine a world without capitalism or imagine the world ending"