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why are the lower classes...
If any statement starts off like this, it's time to get the guillotines out.
I love (read: hate) every time some hypothetical example of pedophilia gets discussed and it's like "okay but hear me out, the victim gets a gorillion dollars, an island, a robot monkey friend, the cure for cancer, and technically all of the emotional trauma gets offloaded to their clone that gets created from a sample of ethically sourced DNA. Would it then be okay?"
Just... fuck off.
Seriously it's like "oh here's a fucking Rube-Goldberg procession of contrived scenarios designed to reach a point where you finally agree there's a point I'm trying to make and not just making you participate in me cranking my brain hog."
It's philosophy 101 meets edgelord meets bazinga meets pedophile apologia. It's a quadrilogy of shit. I fucking hate these people so much. Helluva way to start my day.
"ok, but hear me out. What if they paid the market rate for pedophilia"
There's a reason why 
and his "LessWr*ng" cult are so preoccupied with "thought experiments" that pretty much always involve justifying torture and the like.
I don't know if those kinds of creepy fucks can ever be rid of the 
wriggling around in them, or if there's anything there at all but
lmao that site became pathetic almost immediately. They all just regurgitate Nietzche and came up with dialectical materialism, but since they're STEM lords, none of them have actually read Nietzche or Marx. Then they fawn over one another for this "deep and insightful" posting. Nothing they say is new, but got damn if anyone were to point this out.
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Get in.
throwing these guys into the mining shaft and constructing long term nuclear waste warning message over it
The mine shaft is hungry. It demands flesh.
Yum!
Brianna Wuld you kindly throw yourself into a volcano.
The volcano does not someone so loathsome.
Wheezing
Bit idea: Nazi complaining about how many friendships they lost over supporting a country perpetuating genocide
Oh wait
She sucks so much, for the uninformed, Brianna Wu is on the board for Progressive Victory, a PAC that funds shitty centrist streamers getting their stream kids to do extremely questionably effective voter outreach. She uses it as vehicle to insert her charisma void and terrible opinons in front of new audiences of unwary viewers.
All star cast:
( I think to her credit Emma Viglend seems to have disengaged from them after October 7)
Clown to clown to clown to clown communication
Intra circus communication
Skynet achieved sentience but Honknet never will
We really have emojis for everything
the axis of evil 
Lmao why do all the biggest losers have to host little seminars. Do they really think they're great political minds?
There’s a lot of money in filling up conference centers with bodies. The amounts of money our clients spend on an event boggles my mind. So yes, everyone does have to host their little seminars so line can go up.
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Emma Viglend
I fucking knew it. Of course she hangs out with reactionary trash. We lost Michael Brooks for this TYT fuck? Suck dems gonna suck dem, I guess.
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what a lineup for democracy
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"I have a high IQ" when said out loud, voluntarily, is almost always a red flag for some creepy techbro adjacent shit. 
umm, ackshually, he didn't say he has a high IQ, only that the lower class have low IQs 
umm, ackshually, he didn't say he has a high IQ, only that the lower class have low IQs
It's a clever tactic that's also common in online PVP games: "MY TEAM SUCKS" has the unspoken implication of "I AM SUPERIOR TO THE REST OF MY TEAM AND THIS LOSS ISN'T MY FAULT WHATSOEVER" 
peak use of that emoji
Hey Brianna has it struck you that maybe you have lost a ton of friends because they have principals and you support a genocide?
The overlap between Brianna Wu's complaints and the average MAGA boomer's complaints about feeling lonely without all the "wokes" that have disowned them seems quite significant.
dont worry the Porsches are her real friends anyway
Entirely unrelated, but your pfp is just soo good.
Bermuda? Yes, back from Bermuda and the 20th century, heh-heh. And, believe me, you can have it. One big modern mess!
I have no idea what you are talking about
But it's still funny 
It's a reference to Disney's The Sword in the Stone (1963) -- it's an animated riff on Arthurian legend, with some wacky hijinks thrown in for good measure.
Recommend watching the movie at some point. The wizard duel where they transform into different animals is a legitimate classic.
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Brianna Wu? That zionist scumwoman who rolled her eyes every time someone brought up Israel's genocidal nature? That crackeress? That absolute Babylonian wretch? Doesn't surprise me that this neo-klansman is the kind of company she keeps.
I just got word that the babylonian copper scam artists also reject associating with her
Hey, don't slander Ea-Nasir. There is no evidence that his copper was actually bad. We just have their times' equivalent of Yelp reviews
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making up hypothetical scenarios where the child consents because I am a reasonable high-iq person 
Bro, just say you're a certified paedophile and go - no need for the thought experiments
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