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[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago

Did you ever consider... having a phone is greater luxury than being a medieval king? smuglord

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago

Having all the knowledge of the world in my pocket, so that I know that I am well and truly fucked. Truly a blessing from m'lord. you-are-a-serf

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

Enchanted rocks screaming about you being trapped in the belly of a dying beast this-is-fine

[-] NPa@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

you-are-a-serf traded my soul to the Devil for a magic talisman that tells me to kill myself

[-] hexthismess@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

I'm gonna keep myself warm with the thought that peasants didn't know the luxury of flavor blasted cool ranch doritos.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

They couldn't even imagine mountains of plastic trash that sticks around decades after its manufacture, all in the shape of teenage mutant ninja turtles that love pizza.

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