Probably already a thing, but I worked in a brewery for a little bit, and there's this thing called contract brewing where you get another brewery to make beer for you and then you sell it under your branding.

So we find some brewery, have them make a couple batches of the cheapest ass pale ale they can (pale ale is probs the cheapest beer you can make on scale), and then slap labels that say "Anti-Woke Beer, No SOY! Made with Liberal Tears!" And sell it and get $$$.

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[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Spitballing brand names:

The Ku Klux Kans
4cans
GOPints
Chuggin' Chud.
Chugchud
Triumph of the Wheat
Seig Hop
Nectar of Hyperborea

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Golden Eagle American Heritage Armory Reserve grillman

[–] gay_king_prince_charles@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Golden American Manly Eagle Reserve freeze-gamer

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

With some shitty freeze-gamer promotional code for additional Cawadoody War Crimes Points for their Colonialism Pass or something.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Good name, but I think Golden Heritage is perfect for a fashy beer name. It just sounds so larpy.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago

Maybe even some cringe about "The Emperor Protects" or whatever on it as a wink wink nudge for very clever cryptofash.

[–] goose@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Liber-ale Tears

Mar-a-Lager

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

I thought of adding some Trump theme’d beer but I’m also conflicted because Trump doesn’t drink.