Larger war in middle east.
GOP succeeds in getting NE electoral votes as winner takes all and ME doesn't because they're out of session. The election is tied 269 electoral votes and the supreme court gives it to Trump even though he loses the popular vote.
A third assassination attempt, this time Trump walks under a piano suspended over the sidewalk. A cleaver rascal by the name of JD Vance walks past the guys hoisting the piano in full drag and winks at them. Our hapless boys forget to hold the rope as they awooooooga!. Trump doesn't die from the baby grand dropping on him, but he is unable to serve his term due to his mouth being full of piano keys instead of teeth. Vance becomes president.
The US balkanizes, still no healthcare. The treats still flow but they're all bootleg.
Cis women have to wear arm bands to signal when they're ovulating. Taylor Swift is assigned as Elon Musk's girlfriend, she is never heard from again.
The Lt. governor of NC starts producing porn.... It's really gross.

[–] heggs_bayer@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Larger war in middle east.

I read that as "larger war in the midwest" at first and was very confused.

[–] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

inshallah-script