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[–] Dimmer06@hexbear.net 8 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

Idk if this varies but when/where I was in highschool they used the unweighted GPA to determine class rank or something like that so while there were all these people that slogged through AP and honors courses paying very close attention to their GPA, the valedictorian ended up being some dude (who in academic terms was nowhere near as talented as some of the others) who coasted through the mid level courses with a near perfect GPA.

The actual smartest person in my class though was this dude that was nowhere near the top of the class because he never did his homework but he was far and away smarter than anyone and a decent musician too. He never got any recognition for it from the school though.

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 5 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Next time just @ me. Found out that the universities I wanted to go to wouldn't accept fancy class credits so I never bothered with them. Musician guy was truly brilliant and a great friend though, wish I knew what they were up to these days.

[–] imogen_underscore@hexbear.net 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

having grades in high school is wild. death to america

[–] TheDeed@hexbear.net 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Wait, other countries don't have this?

[–] imogen_underscore@hexbear.net 4 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

i live in western europe and it's not normal to my knowledge. in Ireland nothing means shit in high school basically until the one big set of exams at the end which is all that determines what college you can get into. no exam or assignment you do in the 6 years leading up to that matters at all except for certain subjects which might have some projects and stuff in your final year that contribute partially. which obviously is a system with its own severe downsides lol but I'll take it over having to care about grades when I'm like 15 fuck that. we also don't have to write letters and shit or care about extracurriculars to get into college, it's a purely mathematical process based on how you do in your final set of exams.

[–] Cammy@hexbear.net 26 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

You'd probably hear more about material conditions like poverty, an unstable home, or lack of accommodations at school, so they'd never do it.

But having a time slot dedicated to one person who made it to the top is an early part of capitalist myth making. They want a justification of the status quo, not its condemnation.

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 6 points 6 hours ago

the kids with the "lowest" grades were generally not present, unless we're talking about "lowest grade but still actually graduating" which was probably similar. the struggling households put pressure on teenagers to work and provide household income, and that makes the 6-8 hours of schooling wasted time. all the "truant" kids I knew had jobs.

but what used to really drive me nuts as a kid is that the valedictorian was always a safe selection. there was always an "out" for the high achieving student who didn't want the title so it could be passed off to a career-oriented striver... the one who would deliver a message administration liked and not make waves or use the platform to make a statement.

looking back it was a very instructive lesson in how institutional power is deployed to steer people into acting in support of it.

[–] Moss@hexbear.net 10 points 9 hours ago

Being real how many teenagers are able to articulate this? The idea that material reality has a measurable effect on people isn't even accepted in most of the USA. The lie of "work hard for good results, people deserve their place in the hierarchy" still has most adults fooled.

[–] GaveUp@hexbear.net 50 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

50/50 on being an insane unhinged trauma dump or speech about how socializing and having fun is more important than studying and good grades

[–] Cammy@hexbear.net 19 points 13 hours ago

I don't think it would be unhinged so much as an act of catharsis by giving a neglected student a microphone to explain how the system failed them. But yeah, some students get there with no regrets.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 27 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

This is a thing?

American schools are weird

[–] Cammy@hexbear.net 25 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

It can be worse. Sometimes they honor and give recognition to students who will join the military after graduation. Or at least they did at mine.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 14 points 10 hours ago

Death to america

[–] iByteABit@hexbear.net 16 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 8 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Is that...the nostalgia critic?

[–] axont@hexbear.net 6 points 7 hours ago

doug-point-cry I think it's the avgn actually

[–] context@hexbear.net 36 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

yeah it's big nerd bragging rights to be selected as valedictorian

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 18 points 14 hours ago
[–] StalinIsMaiWaifu@lemmygrad.ml 18 points 14 hours ago

Yes, my high school had top 2 students by grade and the student president give speeches

It was awful

[–] videogame@hexbear.net 27 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

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[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 32 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

It would arguably be a better speech too

[–] SamotsvetyVIA@hexbear.net 6 points 9 hours ago

Probably hear less about Harry Potter and other vapid bullshit. (Yes, one at my college actually mentioned JKR and HP)

[–] The_Jewish_Cuban@hexbear.net 27 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I bet they wouldn't spend the entire time jacking their ego off and then listing their entire family tree

[–] Militant_Marxist@hexbear.net 23 points 16 hours ago

The only discernable difference between educated liberals and uneducated ones is that the uneducated ones are worse at hiding their hate and ignorance.

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 20 points 16 hours ago

to those of us who this would have been, im curious what your speech would have said

mine would have just been “many of you dont know me” and then i walk off

keep em guessing

[–] deforestgump@hexbear.net 18 points 17 hours ago
[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 9 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I would have just quoted StarCraft Brood war

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 1 points 33 minutes ago

Dearest Helena,

By now, the news of our defeat has reached the Earth. The creatures we were sent here to tame are untameable, and the colonies we were sent to reclaim have proven to be stronger than we anticipated.

Whatever you may hear about what has happened out here, know this: Alexei did not die gloriously in battle. I killed him ― My pride killed him. And now my pride has consumed me as well.

You will never see me again, Helena.

Tell our children that I love them, and that their father died in defense of their future.

Au Revoir.

[–] glans@hexbear.net 13 points 16 hours ago

would've been my chance

me with a 52-6% average passing all classes for most of highschool