this post was submitted on 05 Oct 2023
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[–] beef_curds@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Folks have forgotten to always set your stupid claims out like 25 years. Another art that has degraded.

[–] averagedrunk@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

(dipshits misrepresenting mesoamerican cyclic calendars) got it right

[–] averagedrunk@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

That's the joke.

[–] DoiDoi@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

I was in a hardware store when it happened. I heard some chaos coming from the greenhouse and cleaning supplies section, but luckily I was with the other men down at the lumber aisle and no one there turned.

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

WTF is a Margbar virus? Is that what you call it when you get COVID after drinking at a Margaritaville?

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

Yeah, I got that Marg Bar Amrika fever sicko-pig

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

it totally happened. all I can think about is being gay with my dad.

I was thinking about that for years before the alert, but now there's a sense of urgency.

[–] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Tell me about your dad free-real-estate.

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

This post has been fact checked by real American patriots.

TRUE!

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

Well, my phone did make a lot of squawking yesterday, and I kinda do like the sound of brains for dinner today, but I don't feel like James Marsden. 🤷 inconclusive.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago
[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yea I'm a zombie now. It's not too bad though.

[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Same. Not much of change honestly

[–] WashedAnus@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Ever since the phone alert I haven't been able to stop buying booba puzzle hentai games on Steam.

smoothskin No I feel fine.

[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 year ago

Totally. Since then I can taste noises and understand geese-language (but only females) and a bit of dolphin.

[–] 1hitsong@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

Brains! Feed me brains!!

[–] JohnBrownsBussy2@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Gb brrnnnnnnnn plx

[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

https://hexbear.net/post/761674 see here, i totally got zombified

[–] Behole@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

What a pack of dipshits! I wish there was an alert that would activate their brains.

[–] stevatoo@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

We all have the Marg Bar virus amerikkka

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago