Dirt_Owl just got back from a cute date?
this post was submitted on 18 Apr 2025
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You got the new haircut you've been thinking bout?
Because you're not dirty anymore!
you got ahold of some whipits
You stole from the boss
Finally got that mullet haircut and it looks even more amazing than anticipated.
You farded
Why does everyone keep saying that?
Because you smell like it! 
He who smelt it dealt it
That's not a denial
Cuz yer a stinky owl
thin;ken bout thos beans 
waiting for the photographer to smell the big fart you just did
cuz you farted
Bidet.
still my president
Just ate a bug
Because you know how cute you are?
Because the magic beanis stalk finally paid off?
Because you weren't on that compilation, meaning that you're not pointless ?
Yes, WoW is my sin.
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Looks to me like you had a good piss
You ate a mouse?
I would never
I don’t believe you