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bourgie white women want to be oppressed so fucking bad
God I hate this shit. Ffs Amy it is LITERALLY A CRIME TO VOICE SUPPORT FOR PALESTINIANS IN SEVERAL EUROPEAN COUNTRIES. THERE ARE TWO FUCKING CARRIER BATTLE GROUPS ON THEIR WAY TO GAZA AND THE US IS EMPTYING IT'S STORES SO ISRAEL CAN KEEP DOING GENOCIDE. SHUT THE ENTIRE FUCK UP.
No, no, she's right. Chuck Schumer's nepo baby celebrity millionaire niece, who lives in a giant mansion in Los Angeles, is the real victim of worldwide oppression.
first I came for the communists, because I am a liberal
First i came for the communists because theyre hot
Ironically, the USSR was one of i believe two nations in the entire world that did not have strict quotas on the number of Jewish refugees allowed to enter. While every other country in the west turned Jewish people away to die in the camps, the USSR took in something like 1 or 1.5 million Jewish refugees fleeing the Nazis.
And after the war, when everyone knew much much the Jewish people of Europe had suffered, the US and UK balked at accepting Jewish refugees. But hey, uhhhh… how about you move to some land over here in the Middle East.
The creation of Israel was basically a voluntary Madagascar Plan (voluntary only on the part of the settlers, I mean).
Russia created an eastern jewish oblast, likely as part of a plan to populate the east. If that had became the Jewish state, the world might not be in this predicament.
Yeah. It never really took off. It was way way far away from anything. It did have a pretty cool Yiddish culture during it's heyday though. afaik there were two things going on - Folks didn't want to live on the far side of the eastern edge of the world, and I think a lot of Soviet Jewish people were very secular and not that excited about having a Jewish admin area.
Hell yea I'm hot
Unironically, because women had income and the right to divorce, they reported more pleasure from sex in communist countries. Communists are just hotter.
What exactly did she do to stand up for LGBTQ, immigrants, and the black community?
Stole their jokes
The fuck does she mean "Then they came for the black community" what order of operations is this absolute bullshit
Uses the word "first"
Does not describe indigenous genocide
Does not describe slavery
The Amerikkkan history understander has arrived.
The only thing I have ever heard in regards to the black community is how she wants to have a relationship with a black man for social humiliation.
Yeah, it makes no sense, unless your brain is run entirely on lib brainworms
She made jokes about not dating poc because she likes "men who have a job." Attending peaceful protests and posting shit on Instagram doesn't automatically make you an ally, especially when you base your career around making fun of those various groups for cheap laughs.
Her joke about Latine men was even worse than that, as i remember
Yeah it was that she likes consensual sex. Bitch is a walking L and has the nerve to demand that people take her seriously. I'd be a lot more inclined to if she was capable of making original jokes and used some creativity instead of hack shock-jock quality humor.
You stand alone if you ignore the military might of the entire white western world, the entire media apparatus of the white western world, and the entire population of neoliberals in the white western world. So yeah pretty alone if you ignore all that
Well she does feel alone then, since it's only ghouls, hard to find human warmth there
"how can i make this about me"
We sent an aircraft carrier to backup Israel. We've given nearly $250 billion over the years to Israel. We are the ones supplying the bombs that are destroying Gaza, which is a concentration camp. There's walls all around it and the waters are patrolled by Israeli boats. We made that possible.
Waiting for the US army to give trans communists an aircraft carrier
This is literally just the “in this house we believe” sign. It’s certainly not a chronological account like the original poem.
Its an abomination created by fusing those cringe lib "in this house signs" with the "first they came for..." poem, not the actual poem, but the way libs half remember it. Presented by the niece of the Senate Majority Leader.
Bitch didn't stand up for any of that
She didn't even go to Canada when Hilary lost (like she said she would) lol
If you have to deal with libs and that poem - let them know something that changes the context of poem completely. The writer called Hitler an "instrument sent by god" and he was only worried about the Nazis after they came for his church.
Holocaust Memorial Day Trust | Pastor Martin Niemöller
Like many Germans at the time, Niemöller believed that the Nazis and Hitler would provide strong leadership to make Germany a powerful and respected nation again. He also saw the Nazi party as a way for Germany to return to the Christian morals he thought had been abandoned, even referring to Hitler as an ‘instrument sent by god’. Niemöller’s eventual split with the Nazi party came when they started to control the German Protestant Church.
I don’t think they care about any of that. Bringing up the fact that the US removed “communists” from its version is more interesting because they didn’t want people to sympathize with communists massacred by fascists.
I don’t think they care about any of that.
I don't know what they care about but...
Bringing up the fact that the US removed “communists” from its version is more interesting
We care. But I don't think they care about that at all. In fact - I'd bet money on it.
Well yes that's very much what the text of the poem is about
Libs don't know the context. They think of him ~~as a good guy~~ as a neutral observer who didn't know better.
[Edit: I realize now a "good guy" is wrong.]
I interpreted the poem as a former nazi sympathiser growing to understand why what he did was wrong
Israel is the international standard bearer for cry bullies.
I would oppress the shit out of them
White lady gulag
It’s just like normal life but curly fonts and cliched sayings are banned (the two combined get you solitary)
What the fuck did she do? Fucking rich, white celebrity talking like she's a beheaded kibbutz baby after doing nothing for oppressed people except farming engagement with their suffering as a #resister.
"Help! Help! I'm being repressed!" 
Untalented nepo baby fascist
Lol so this little remix of the poem is all about how you’re so righteous but no one likes you (for reasons that are fictional), meanwhile the original poem is about how undesirables are thrown to the dogs until it’s your turn. Very classy.
yeah, what sort of surgery did they first come for? a Bong hit transplant?
How’d standing up for immigrants go Amy? Are those families together now? Huh Amy, huh? Answer the question Amy?
did she actually say this?