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President Biden told reporters Wednesday that Palestinian terrorists have “gotta learn how to shoot straight” — one day after an explosion outside a hospital in the Gaza Strip.

“I’m not suggesting that Hamas deliberately did it,” the president said at Ramstein Air Base in Germany en route back to Washington after visiting Israel earlier in the day.

“It’s that old thing: Gotta learn how to shoot straight,” Biden went on.

“It’s not the first time that Hamas has launched something that didn’t function very well.”

wow, this fucking sucks Joe

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[-] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 103 points 1 year ago

I’ve seen people realize this is the defining point of the presidency.

To be fair to Hamas, the problem isnt that they dont know how to shoot straight, but that israel is indiscriminately bombing every free standing building in a deliberate attempt at genocide, Joe.

[-] Crikeste@lemm.ee 39 points 1 year ago

Trump 2.0 is coming…… fuck.

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[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 81 points 1 year ago

Oh I want them to shoot straight alright joker-troll

[-] KarlBarqs@hexbear.net 68 points 1 year ago

What a fucking demonic thing to say.

Even if, even if it was a Hamas misfire, 500 innocent lives were taken, and this fucking demon is making a joke about it

500 lives have been snuffed out. Untold thousands will never be the same because they're gone. And this monster can't help but laugh, because those lives were brown, and brown lives don't count.

Actual demonic behaviour

[-] HamManBad@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

That is the thing, they are not only denying that they did it, they're denying that it even happened. Or at least, it wasn't catastrophic. It's one thing to disagree with who bombed a hospital, but the fact that people can't agree on whether or not a hospital was bombed is wild to me, in the age of live video. Now I'm particular to thinking the hospital was bombed and Israel did it, but honestly what the fuck do I know? People seem confident here, but personally this fog of war bullshit is the most unsettling thing I've experienced in a while. Same as the early days of Ukraine

[-] Amir@lemmy.ml 24 points 1 year ago

Remember when Hong Kong was winning over China and doing extremely well in a fight for independence?

I asked some people actually FROM HONG KONG and they said it's all bullshit and no one even wanted to fight there.

That was the moment I lost my trust in Western reporting...

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Lol I remember seeing some story about "the students are using bows and arrows to fight the cops just like in hunger gamesso-true "

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[-] SoyViking@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

And this monster can't help but laugh, because those lives were brown, and brown lives don't count.

What else could one expect from the segregationist who was Strom Thurmond's best buddy?

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[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 67 points 1 year ago

Damn hes deteriorating fast. How old is he now?

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 66 points 1 year ago

Biden has sat immobile, his body slowly crumbling, within the White House of Terra for over 10,000 standard years. Although once a living man, his shattered, decaying body can no longer support life, and it is kept intact only by the cybernetic mechanisms of the White House and a feeble mind itself sustained by the daily sacrifice of thousands of lives.

[-] Des@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago

oh shit covid wasn't enough the U.S. is going to latch onto any and all genocides it can to fill those black ships to keep him sustained

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago

Reminder that the truth of the Emperor eating 1,000 souls a day, something supposed to be so horrific that if the masses learned of it the entire Imperium would dissolve into civil war, is substantially less than the peak daily deaths from COVID in the US (around 4k).

Turns out what was obvious satire in the 80s is just what we live now. It wouldn't surprise me if Long Pig restaurants serving lab grown meat opened up in this god forsaken country

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[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

500 years old.

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago
[-] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago

80, 81 if he sees it out to the end of next month

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[-] MorelaakIsBack@hexbear.net 58 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

tbh gotta hand it to him i didn't think i could think any less of the man, but here we are. genuinely inhuman response

edit: don't click through and watch the clip. or do, but don't say you weren't warned

[-] CantaloupeAss@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

You do not, under any circumstances, gotta hand it to him

[-] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 51 points 1 year ago

Goddamn. This week really feels like a turning point. The US has never looked weaker or more cruel.

[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 49 points 1 year ago
[-] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 48 points 1 year ago

equip Palestinians with better targeting technology!

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

Give Hamas precision guided cruise missiles.

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 48 points 1 year ago

imagine dealing with your family's dead bodies and then having to hear this asshole lie about it

[-] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 47 points 1 year ago

I thought this was an onion article lol

[-] panopticon@hexbear.net 46 points 1 year ago

I really hope he dies very soon, and when he does I will laugh my ass off and celebrate

[-] SaniFlush@hexbear.net 45 points 1 year ago

joker-che "Oh, poor choice of words."

[-] FortifiedAttack@hexbear.net 45 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If it hadn't been for Genocide Joe

The rules-based order might still hold

Where did you bomb from, where did you blow?

Where did you blow it this time Joe?

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[-] Koa_lala@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Where did ya come from, Where did ya go? Where did ya come from Genocide joe?

[-] StalinwasaGryffindor@hexbear.net 45 points 1 year ago

Is it bad that I’m wishing he gets as much or more elder abuse as Feinstein did at this point? I despise him so much and he’s so evil that I want him to suffer forever being confused and scared as he’s dragged around on his deathbed

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 40 points 1 year ago

I just want him to die while giving a speech like that ukrainian nazi.

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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago

Good ol' Genocide Joe

[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago

Dang, dude. Yeah I sure wish Hamas could do better considering they are a rebel militia fighting in a heavily policed open air prison.

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[-] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

yea i saw it, the man's brain is not working well.

[-] GeorgeZBush@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

Oh fuck off with these goofy old man quips. "Well jack you know like my dad always said you gotta" yeah no, you suck.

[-] happyandhappy@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

“It’s not the first time that Hamas has launched something that didn’t function very well.”

imagine a US official saying this unironically

[-] SupFBI@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Gee, my dad sure could shoot a missile."

[-] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

Turning him over to DPRK Animal Control is the only humane thing to do

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[-] Torenico@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That's right, the US knows how to shoot straight. This is why they had 100% accuracy when hitting Kunduz Hospital in 2015. Gotta learn from those who know and have experience I guess.

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

a heart attack would be too kind

[-] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

satanically racist

Death to America

[-] SpasmodicColon@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

Headline next week:

"Hamas sniper puts one directly through Netanyahu's brain"

"What? Biden told us to shoot straight, so we did"

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[-] HarryLime@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

I wish I could use the Darth Vader force choke on his hip

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Cowboy Joe pew pew

[-] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Oatmeal for brains

[-] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

The conflict for ownership of Palestine will be settled with pistols at high noon

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