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Name him (hexbear.net)
submitted 14 hours ago by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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He hates you

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[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 7 hours ago

He's gunna hate me more after I give bim the name shitsquirter3000

[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 11 hours ago

Layer of one giant egg

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 14 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 7 points 10 hours ago

Hey, where did our watermelon go?

Suspiciously watermelon-shaped chicken:

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 8 points 13 hours ago

He ate a whole melon.

[–] Runcible@hexbear.net 4 points 10 hours ago

Orbis

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 4 points 10 hours ago

His name is Clarence

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 5 points 11 hours ago

Borb

[–] ComRed2@hexbear.net 6 points 12 hours ago

Jonathan

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 4 points 11 hours ago

that's Jonathan and he smells bad

[–] CupcakeOfSpice@hexbear.net 4 points 11 hours ago

Ool

[–] footfaults@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 10 hours ago

Bittern-us Biggus

[–] uSSRI@hexbear.net 4 points 11 hours ago

Johnston's Greater Tufted Blorb

[–] corvidenjoyer@hexbear.net 4 points 11 hours ago

Becky.

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 9 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Charlie Kirk

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 13 hours ago

His face isn't that small

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 3 points 10 hours ago

Charlie Chirp

[–] astronot@hexbear.net 10 points 14 hours ago

Blirble. And I don't care if he hates me, I still love him.

[–] buh@hexbear.net 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

sphericowl

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 7 hours ago

GOOD name for a birb

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 6 points 13 hours ago

Rotundo McRotundyface

[–] userofnames@hexbear.net 5 points 12 hours ago

putting the bitter in 'bittern'

[–] BatsAreRats@hexbear.net 7 points 14 hours ago

Gorbus

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 8 points 14 hours ago

blowbirde pufferlowl

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 7 points 14 hours ago

Melon

[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 6 points 13 hours ago

Brombo

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 5 points 13 hours ago

[–] WizardOfLoneliness@hexbear.net 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

derbin

[–] WizardOfLoneliness@hexbear.net 3 points 10 hours ago

sorry I meant derbin mcnafry

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 7 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

birby after kirby

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 6 points 14 hours ago

Plormp.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 4 points 13 hours ago

Turnup butt

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 3 points 13 hours ago

He hates you

Meanie