Madmani is right there don!!
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AOC+3 and Schumer being the great Palestinian senator is just so ridiculous it's making me laugh
Trump definitely needs to get his nickname game back.
At this rate he's gonna have to settled for Zleepy Zo. Embarrassing. Sad.
"He looks terrible and his voice is grating" from the fucking Trump administration is really something. You have RFK Jr and Kristi Noem
100% communist lunatic 
Does it get old to call everyone a communist? Does this even arouse ire for chuds? Even if I'm incurious and I hate thinking about implications, analysis, research, etc. you gotta imagine this is your 20th time hearing about someone doing a communism because they didn't ask a CEO for a bathroom break before lunch. Besides that, Palestine is popular all around, right? Even if I'm a Trump thumper, Zion Don is going off about communism again, YAWN!
Can racism really take the football and run you all the way to a touchdown of aroused anger because the guy's name sounds vaguely somewhere between Mddle Eastern to Indian?
What I'm saying is that even if I'm a fucking idiot I don't think I give a shit - I'm either "not that into politics" or I start to care about race less than I bargained for when I made a deal with the devil to hate people for their inheritance.
Nah, “commiecommiecommiecommie yeeeeeeeeeeeHAW!” is the rallying cry of every corn-syrup-swilling burgerlander when you have ideas too intelligent beyond their comprehension.
Take it as a compliment, they’re mad you’re smart enough to question popular opinion and they’re not.
Communism lost any actual meaning in the US at least 60 years ago. It's a purely emotional word like "motherfucker"or "cocksucker". It simply means people or ideas I don't like
Nah it's more a label of who to hate rather than an ideological enemy
Is this the MAGA communism that some mention in the net?
I guess Zany Zohran isn't derogatory enough
Zany Zohran almost sounds endearing is the problem, like he's just a wacky guy
Come to Zany Zohran's Discount Groceries! Prices so low, bourgeois economists say they're pure lunacy!
Cool uncle energy
Messy Mamdani
Mommydonny? because when he meets trump he's going to want his mommy?
Huh. Guess he's more of a Cuomo guy. Who'da thought?
This is quite the burning insult when you remember how much Trump appreciates good looking men
Zohran Mamdani is too ethnic of a name for Trump to come up with a clever pun for.
Gohan Pastrami?
Tbf, if you're going for a pun in English, pretty much anyone is gonna have a tough time. Just comes with the territory of not sounding like most words in English. My pun game is S rank and there just isn't much to work with.
“He looks terrible” is just gaslighting.
CHUDs base is always the bottom 10% of any graduating high school class and it shows.
“You may be more intelligent than me, but I’m pretty and you’re not!”
Not that Amerikkkans have any right giving out beauty tips…but I digress.
It's just jealousy
Yeah at worst, Zohran is average on the conventionally attractive scale.
He’s very handsome. Trump is jealous
He has that I brought the sunshine with me rizz
And he's STINKY too!
Thought this was a really bad impersonation, but it’s just Dirt’s new account.
Wait, BAD?!?! 
Yeah this dort_owl person is lacking that certain je ne sais quoi that gave the original dirt_owl their spark.
Nothing lasts forever, eventually the piss well runs dry
See this is what I'm talking about. The original dirt would have known piss isn't stored in well, it's stored in balls
Excuse me you should already know a well can be a testicle, what is wrong with you? Smh not up on the piss lore r u?
oh so when people say "Well, well, well" they're saying someone has three balls and therefore really need to piss?
Piss, piss, piss... what have we got here?
Piss, piss, piss. What do pee have here? Urine in real trouble kiddo
ww u when dart was kill?
So you have a crush on him then?
What have you done with the real Dirt
I ate them
Real answer: https://hexbear.net/comment/6278532
hmmmm, u are still very stinky so I'll allow it
He doesn't know who that is, guaranteed.
Huh, no call to action here. I would've thought he'd end this with a "If only SOMEBODY would do something about this guy!" to encourage his CHUDs to just straight up murder the guy. He really is going soft.
I can’t believe this is your president.
assuming you're dutch, your former prime minister and the current head of NATO called trump daddy today
I’m Canadian. Not that I like our leadership either.