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[–] Rom@hexbear.net 69 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Reactionaries once again making communism look cool as fuck

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is supposed to be anticommunist?

[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Antipapist. Jack Chick was a frothing evangelical Protestant.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago

It makes Catholicism sound cooler too. What a beautiful brain that man had.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

white american jesus with a gun (good version)

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

Rod of iron cult be like

[–] WoofWoof91@hexbear.net 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

jesus with a kalashnikov is a vibe

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago
[–] ThomasMuentzner@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

the landlords murdered him after he preached the abolishment of Debt and Interest and united the poor and downtrotten , fishers and other "scum" ... he was a threat to their power.

[–] SerLava@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can we copy the chud pickup truck wrap art style and create revolutionary communist Jesus with big oiled biceps and an AK?

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago

You mean your vehicle isn't already covered in this? LIB

[–] MalarchoBidenism@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

Nice argument, Father. However, I am drawing you with evil looking eyebrows.

[–] CriticalResist8@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] FishLake@lemmygrad.ml 23 points 1 year ago

Good news! Liberation Theology is for you!

[–] ElGosso@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

There's a few left-leaning sects - fishlake mentioned liberation theology and on the protestant side the Moravian Church is a direct ideological descendent of the Hussite Rebellion.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

Father Steven Seagal passing down the wisdom of armed struggle to the youth.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The worst Jack Chick comic I've ever read was (CW: child abuse, death)

spoilerthe one where the child being abused by a horrible family runs away from home, dies on the street... and goes to hell because running away from home is still disobedience.

guts-rage

[–] Helmic@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

CW pedophilia

spoilerLisa is probably worse, think that's the only one the guy actually withdrew. Guy molests his daughter and then comes to Jesus, gets his wife to come to Jesus, and then they both promise to stop abusing Lisa. Nobody faces any actual consequences.

Don't know which one you're talking about but some of these end up unintentionally funny for how little it takes to be damned in Chick's theology. It's kind of the issue with those churches, they literally view all sin as equivalent and so extremely justifiable disobedience is exactly as bad as sex crimes, and so they beat the shit out of their kids and forgive the pedophiles that molest those same kids. Which of course attracts pedophiles to those churches.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I never read that one or heard of it before. Fuck. sus-torment

they literally view all sin as equivalent and so extremely justifiable disobedience is exactly as bad as sex crimes

Did it ever occur to them that rebelling against what was said to be the continual reign of Christ through the Catholic Church to establish Protestant breakaway sects is an act of disobedience against what was said to be the will of Christ himself? smuglord

[–] Helmic@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

yeah but they accepted jesus christ as their lord and savior so it's all good

CW antisemitism, islamophobia, anti-catholic hate

spoilerinterestingly he hates catholics and muslims (who were created by the catholics??? huh???) but loves jews and israel. like he makes it extremely clear catholics go to hell for not accepting jesus christ as their lord and savior (lol ok) but nothing bad gets said about jews. he even bashes catholics for their role in pogroms and the holocaust (get their ass chick). jewish characters in the tracts just so happen to accept jesus christ at the last minute, that's how he dodges saying jews go to hell lmao.

[–] WoofWoof91@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago

catholics go to hell for not accepting jesus christ as their lord and savior

bold stance from a heretic

[–] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Im in this picture and I love it. But it makes me wonder if anyone thought "GASP" when I was talking to them

[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 11 months ago

Only if you laugh with a hearty "Haw, haw, haw!"

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Do you know which Chick Tract this is from?

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thanks! Damn, it's almost too bad it's out of print, guess I won't be seeing one around anytime soon. I did find one today that had American troops in Vietnam going directly to hell for rejecting God and the one Sargent that said a quick "oh God save me" before he got domed was welcomed into paradise because of that lmao

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Welcome! Lol yeah, you can print them yourself. Maybe even mix then up. Arts and crafts time!

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

I do not. I just found it going through my phone. Pretty sure someone posted on the cth subreddit back in the day.

[–] D3FNC@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago

The sleazy columbian uncle comb over is incredible detail