"Why does China have such close relations with Israel?" (hexbear.net)

submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by RyanGosling@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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They were preparing for the future.

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[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 47 points 11 months ago

[-] GorbinOutOverHere@hexbear.net 28 points 11 months ago

est 1858

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 45 points 11 months ago

I clicked on this story but it was just a picture of your mom, what gives

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 30 points 11 months ago

so, is this more of a bathroom, bedroom, or living room appliance?

[-] Flinch@hexbear.net 22 points 11 months ago

Kitchen

[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 20 points 11 months ago

Downtown sidewalk

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago

rumpus room

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 29 points 11 months ago

please insert dead soldier

[-] Wheaties@hexbear.net 24 points 11 months ago

peterson-pain

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 20 points 11 months ago

What was the Chinese sperm thing about? More US brainworms?

[-] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 25 points 11 months ago

the Jordan Peterson thing? I think that picture was from a kink porn.

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 19 points 11 months ago

benzodiazepenis

[-] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 19 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I assume there's a legitimate use for these things at sperm banks or fertility clinics. Seems a bit overengineered compared to just nutting in a cup, but I guess it avoids the possibility of missing. More importantly, it could be useful for someone with mobility issues who can't easily stimulate themselves.

("sperm banks" got auto-corrected to "supermarkets" at first...now there's an image)

edit: oh, you were asking why it went viral, whoops

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago

Nono I was asking what it was about. I keep hearing "Chinese sperm machines" and assumed there was more to it, and it looks like there was! Thanks!

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago

yea

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

He was probably promoting his porn sharing account.

[-] President_Obama@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago

Can you buy medical equipment as a private individual?

[-] Flinch@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago

thats-disgusting-where

[-] aaro@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAZfHHi58AU

nicholson-yes

[-] ksynwa_from_lemmygrad@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago

I'm not sure how this is a better alternative for men who are "too embarassed to masturbate in the hospital".

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago

I'm confused about the long row of machines all lined up. Are the men using them like urinals just next to each other? lmao

Is there a sperm machine etiquette where you leave a space in between unless all the machines are taken?

[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago

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[-] BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 11 months ago

[-] DanComrd@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago

volcel-kamala

[-] DanComrd@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago

Such fun in unbelievable techno-nightmare CCP hell

[-] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago

michael-laugh

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago

Volcel Police !

[-] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police