KISSENGER IS DEAD
(finance.yahoo.com)
Edit: I realised that I spelled Pissingers name wrong in the title. Pity.
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Where were you when Kissinger died?
I was high as a kite watching Buster Keaton movies.
An IRA bar. Fucking jovial in here.
What I would give to be there.
Sitting on the couch with my 3 year old leaning into me, watching Bluey
I was with my kids in the kitchen, I had just pulled some fresh baked cookies out of the oven. Such a nice moment.
:bluey-dance:
While I was putting my son to bed I had the beautiful thought that he won't have to grow up in a world with Henry Kissinger in it
Not kidding literally at work, one earbud in on a conference call with my local Communist Party club lmaoooo someone announced it on the call
10000% serious
based
Wish I could admit to something cooler but I was watching Harry Potter with kiddo (I've really tried...he's into it though through my ex tho).
I can happily say however that we paused the movie and proceeded to dance around the house at the joyous good news. He's recording it in his diary now!
Also;
https://hexbear.net/comment/3113940
Called it!!!!!!
The idea of a small child recording a war criminal's death in their diary is making me laugh 😆
Lolol....He's a child and honestly has little context for any of it...he just knows he's asked me if there are any real life supervillains/sith lords in real life and I've told him "well....there is Henry Kissinger...."
It's okay for your kid to like it, as long as they outgrow it at some point.
I was playing Minecraft and didn't believe my friend after he messaged me. Was certain he unlocked immortality.
I was editing a fantasy erotica story I wrote like three weeks ago.
Eating beans
i was in the middle of writing a comment explaining a dumb joke edit of a stan kelly comic about visual novels
Listening to the Guts theme on my phone, pacing around the room with Hexbear on one tab and an algorithm programming assignment on the other. High as fuck. I can feel the packwatches increasing on the daily and finally feel like I have a soul again. Good times
I was high in bed listening to krautrock.
Hallelelelelelelelelaluwah
Just getting out of a Taco Bell drive thru after work. The DJ at the local college metal show announced it then started playing Peace Sells by Megadeath.
Listening to the Clash, was damn poetry to see those notifications roll in with such a glorious soundtrack (Kingston Advice from Sandinista!)
Hell yeah
i was chillin with the homeless homie
'kissinger is kill'
'yes'
Celebrating with thousands and thousands of Muslims in New Jersey, dancing on rooftops near Trump Tower.
At work processing vehicle titles for sale
At work wasting time.
Okay so I was laying in bed with my wife, browsing fucking /pol/. I wanted to see what the world's largest population of
is saying nowadays. Mild psychic damage, and the result is that some anon on /pol/ informed me that Henry Kissinger died. I thought they were trolling.
I was showing my gf Children of Men
Love that movie but fuck if this isn't the best palate cleanser from that bleakness
getting a big bowl of ice cream and then decided to get an even bigger bowl
I farted
Grocery store.
I frantically rode my bike to the corner store 5 minutes before it closed to grab a drink to celebrate, now I can listen to the Wailers and revel in a small victory that required nothing of me but the passing of time.
Sitting down after work with my cat. Let out a huge laugh at the news which scared her.
On the bus home from work, rattling by the public hospital.
Just got home a short bit ago, only to find this amazing news
I was being texted by my undergrad assistant that rats didn’t get fed, it was honestly distracting
Playing Horizon: Zero Dawn.
On the toilet seat. Constipation cured!
At a restaurant for my friend’s birthday when my partner got the NYT alert. I may have double-fist-pumped and yelled “rest in piss” a bit too loud
havin an after work beer. now i'm havin two. this one's for you, champ!
eating chili, scrolling.
Doing a few touch ups for my client after Christmas shopping with my wife. Pretty cozy day tbh
listening to my vinyl of tpab and my friend messaged me, oh joy
Accidentally robotripping and under a weighted blanket cuddling my dog
Work