I'm sure Hamas was able to use the vast medical supplies they had on hand to zoot up a bunch of hostages instead of treating them humanely
You know, because Gaza has so much medicine on hand for fuckin' with people
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They just took a smidge out of the fent rocket
And i think it's gonna be a long, long time
Till fentanyl usage rates are in decline
The lousy pigs won't do a thing at all
Oh no, not at all
I'm a Fenty man
Fenty man
Zooting out the folks out here alone
Hamas stockpiling massive amounts of food and medicine by starving Gaza population is yet another often repeated zionist take.
As someone who's regularly around individuals that take tranquillizers for recreational purposes, you definitely don't "look happy"
you will never be zooted off the Hamas Flintstones vitamin gummies
Why live 
You know, if I were a PR guy and got reports from medical staff of, I dunno, mass rapes, tranquilizers being used, etc. I would NOT fire out this report immediately via my state's media. I'd hurriedly find respected professionals from countries that have absolutely no reason to pull punches or be nice to mine, get them visas and whatever else is required, and get them access to the medical reports, victim testimony, etc. and have THEM release the information then refer to it in my future PR announcements.
The fact that Israel isn't even like paying off people to put out fake reports to reference is just sad. I thought the IDF and Mossad were this untouchable, scary apparatus of technology and state? Give us some lies that we can't look at and go "so... no actual source beyond claims by Israelis?" (And not even the victims, but "witnesses" after the fact).
I thought Rumsfeld and Powell's (double rot in piss) selling of the Iraq invasion was a clownshow, but holy shit man.
I guess you only try as hard as you have to
but, even VOLDEMORT thinks Hamas is evil what don't you get?!
Israel: The children's book Hitler fill in also condemns Hamas
I could see them saying this
They're happy cause they're fucking alive and coming back to their families?
Nah, it's the tranquilizers.
Ashley Im in a resistance compound right now and its chill as hell, we got beanbag chairs and like 50 bottles of Hamas juice you fucken loser
This is a well-known terrorist tactic, and is actually part of the definition of terrorism.
Terrorists are people who spread happiness and the impression of happiness to further their political goals.
Aren't tranquilizers a depressant, not a simulant?
If you're gonna do bullshit propaganda, why wouldn't you go with weed, molly, or opioids? Fuckin amateur hour
I used to occasionally do a RC that was a Ketamine derivative and it was comparable to molly.
As a ketamine and Molly enjoyer, what was the analogue lol
Methoextamine, it hasn't been in circulation for like a decade though as I think virtually the entire supply came out of China and they cracked down on those distributors. It's been ages since I've bought anything from any RC sites so I couldn't recommend where you might be able to get it and part of the draw used to be that it was dirt cheap while being a potential "This drug is so good it can ruin your life."
Interesting. I've done a few analogues of k but nothing I would consider ecstasy-sequence. Thanks for the info.
Like there was more disassociation than I'd attribute to E but as long as you kept the dosage reasonable I'd always get a nice wave of euphoria. Would sometimes go on jogs after doing a key bump and just marvel at the scenery.
Tranquilizers are vitamins now? Does that mean they're healthy? Sign me up!
Funny, then why didn't Isreal do the same with their hostages?
Because they're the most moral state on earth
I want to suck the Hamas juice too, no fair
I too would voluneer to suck a Hamas' juice.
Haha Jonathan you are banging members of the Islamic Resistance Movement
It's hilarious they even feel the need to spin this, like the hostages couldn't just be happy they weren't going to be drone striked by the IOF like the dozens of other hostages? No, they must all be in a K-hole.
I wanna get lit off the Hamas percs 
If Hamas would just sell their "Hamas happy juice" on the dark web they'd never hurt for funds again.
Common gimme da juice
Lord forbid my captors threaten me with a good time. Did the tranqs also make them look healthy and well cared after considering 50 days of bombardment too?
That's why they had to bomb the children's hospital, it was full of Fentanyl.
Source: it came to me in a dream
Ketamine and fish oil is all you need.
MDMA obviously
So we're not supposed to trust the Hamas run health ministry (with a record for honest reporting), but we're supposed to trust the Knesset health committee, with Israel having a history of blatantly lying as long as they can until constant investigations give them no avenue to continue lying?