I'm sure Hamas was able to use the vast medical supplies they had on hand to zoot up a bunch of hostages instead of treating them humanely

You know, because Gaza has so much medicine on hand for fuckin' with people

As someone who's regularly around individuals that take tranquillizers for recreational purposes, you definitely don't "look happy"

you will never be zooted off the Hamas Flintstones vitamin gummies

Why live

You know, if I were a PR guy and got reports from medical staff of, I dunno, mass rapes, tranquilizers being used, etc. I would NOT fire out this report immediately via my state's media. I'd hurriedly find respected professionals from countries that have absolutely no reason to pull punches or be nice to mine, get them visas and whatever else is required, and get them access to the medical reports, victim testimony, etc. and have THEM release the information then refer to it in my future PR announcements.

The fact that Israel isn't even like paying off people to put out fake reports to reference is just sad. I thought the IDF and Mossad were this untouchable, scary apparatus of technology and state? Give us some lies that we can't look at and go "so... no actual source beyond claims by Israelis?" (And not even the victims, but "witnesses" after the fact).

I thought Rumsfeld and Powell's (double rot in piss) selling of the Iraq invasion was a clownshow, but holy shit man.

They're happy cause they're fucking alive and coming back to their families?

Nah, it's the tranquilizers.

Ashley Im in a resistance compound right now and its chill as hell, we got beanbag chairs and like 50 bottles of Hamas juice you fucken loser

This is a well-known terrorist tactic, and is actually part of the definition of terrorism.

Terrorists are people who spread happiness and the impression of happiness to further their political goals.

Ah now we're reaching back for the same stuff they used against Vietnam and Korean POWs eh? Brainwashed!

Aren't tranquilizers a depressant, not a simulant?

If you're gonna do bullshit propaganda, why wouldn't you go with weed, molly, or opioids? Fuckin amateur hour

Tranquilizers are vitamins now? Does that mean they're healthy? Sign me up!

Funny, then why didn't Isreal do the same with their hostages?

It's hilarious they even feel the need to spin this, like the hostages couldn't just be happy they weren't going to be drone striked by the IOF like the dozens of other hostages? No, they must all be in a K-hole.

I want to suck the Hamas juice too, no fair

I wanna get lit off the Hamas percs

If Hamas would just sell their "Hamas happy juice" on the dark web they'd never hurt for funds again.

Common gimme da juice

Lord forbid my captors threaten me with a good time. Did the tranqs also make them look healthy and well cared after considering 50 days of bombardment too?

That's why they had to bomb the children's hospital, it was full of Fentanyl.

Source: it came to me in a dream

Ketamine and fish oil is all you need.

MDMA obviously

So we're not supposed to trust the Hamas run health ministry (with a record for honest reporting), but we're supposed to trust the Knesset health committee, with Israel having a history of blatantly lying as long as they can until constant investigations give them no avenue to continue lying?