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[-] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 48 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

wholesome I'll fuckin' do it again.

[-] P1d40n3@hexbear.net 36 points 9 months ago

THOSE WHO DIE ARE JUSTIFIED FOR SNORTING AN EEL THEY'RE THE CHOSEN SEAL

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago

I'm cracking up at this

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 36 points 9 months ago

nerd Umm stop putting eels in your nose it's bad actshually

bugs-no

[-] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 28 points 9 months ago

Uncritical support to Hawaiian monk seals in their heroic struggle to snort eels against the wishes of science dweebs.

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 24 points 9 months ago
[-] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 23 points 9 months ago

The snorting of the seventh eel

[-] asg101@hexbear.net 20 points 9 months ago

Seals snorting eels, Orcas wearing dead seals, the ocean is going cray-cray.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago

The ocean is a place of profound, bizarre horrors and I am glad our ancestors said "Fuck this shit I'm living on land where things make sense.

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 5 points 9 months ago

They eat their young

[-] voight@hexbear.net 20 points 9 months ago
[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago
[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago

It's fucking hilarious how this looks exactly like Dr Phil

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 19 points 9 months ago

When they told me they wanted to snort lines, I didn't think they meant like this

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 19 points 9 months ago

I sent this to my partner and they immediately looked up the article and started reading it to me. The article is fuckin hilarious

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 15 points 9 months ago

That seal looks like it is exactly where it wants to be in life.

[-] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago

monk seal teenagers aren’t all that different from their human counterparts. Monk seals “seem naturally attracted to getting into troublesome situations

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 4 points 9 months ago

God I wish that were me

this post was submitted on 13 Jan 2024
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