A proposal for the skibidification of Hexbear (hexbear.net)

submitted 9 months ago by commiespammer@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Let's face it: ppb is stupid and no longer funny. All people are gonna do when they see it is shake their heads and think we're idiots clinging to a dead meme nobody ever thought was funny. They're not gonna magically become tankies because they saw an emoji of a fucking pig pooping on its testicles.

Know what's really devastating? What'll really throw them for a loop and send them crying back to their fascist hidey-holes? Skibidi fucking toilet, that's what. Imagine. We could be called 'hexskibidi' and our logo would be like the hexagonal bear but with skibidi toilet. We could just call everybody 'fellow ohio skibidi sigma rizzlers' and all the taglines could be changed to just 'SKIBIDI SKIBIDI SKIBIDI SKIBIDI' repeated over and over again like a trot insisting that THIS issue is totally gonna bring about the world revolution!

Then we could post pigskibidiballs and all the libs will be devastated, they'll cry and scream and not be very sigma when they see some five year old watching skibidi toilet on their ipad like they're being mind controlled by aliens and scream "NOOO SKIBIDI TOILET IS TANKIE!1!1!1!!!!1111!!!111" And then the republican campaign would be Donald Trump promising to bomb skibidi toilet to own the woke homosexual communists.

This is what we could have. This is what we're missing out on.

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[-] EdelethStanAccount@hexbear.net 29 points 9 months ago

i want to arrest this entire post

[-] buh@hexbear.net 21 points 9 months ago

Skib the cop inside your head

[-] EdelethStanAccount@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago

i will cry excessively in your general direction

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 26 points 9 months ago

🚽 🚽

[-] the_itsb@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago

what if we have these arranged in a circle, like a snowflake

or what if a skibidi toilet, but the face in the toilet is a Hexbear and the toilet is a toilet, except its base is the PPB hindquarters?

[-] AlpineSteakHouse@hexbear.net 19 points 9 months ago

[-] commiespammer@hexbear.net 2 points 9 months ago

I simultaneously hate and love this so much.

[-] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 18 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

What if it was PIGPOOPBALLS in a toilet?

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 18 points 9 months ago

I don't know how to skibidi

[-] EdelethStanAccount@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago

im genz and i feel like im 50 rn with all these very online references

[-] GeorgeZBush@hexbear.net 4 points 9 months ago

Get ready because next year we'll have to deal with "Generation Beta" "memes"

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago

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[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 16 points 9 months ago

dop dop dop dop yes yes yes

[-] dinklesplein@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago

skibidi dop dop diip diip

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago

like a trot insisting that THIS issue is totally gonna bring about the world revolution

You did a heckin' sectarianism. That's not very skibidi of you.

Then we could post pigskibidiballs and all the libs will be devastated, they'll cry and scream and not be very sigma when they see some five year old watching skibidi toilet on their ipad like they're being mind controlled by aliens and scream "NOOO SKIBIDI TOILET IS TANKIE!1!1!1!!!!1111!!!111"

This is actually pretty realistic.