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[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 125 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I very much want to fulfil this order

Damn, sounds like you better shut the fuck up and pack it yourself. anya-heh

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 101 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's crazy because he's writing this about... a single employee?

Literally just do it yourself.

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 90 points 1 year ago

In the same sentence he says that it's a slow time of the year, too. Sure, he probably has other work, but is it that much that he couldn't take an afternoon and square the big important order away?

Managers will do anything but actual work lmao.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

oooaaaaaaauhhh Actually putting things in boxes!

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[–] DayOfDoom@hexbear.net 98 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My own views on this post are nuanced.

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 50 points 1 year ago (2 children)

on one hand, wall

on the other hand, cuck pit

many potential options inbetween. a true range of views

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

synthesis: cuck glory hole

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[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I want money and this peon has moral objections to doing the labor, wut do

[–] asg101@hexbear.net 89 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The employee is fulfilling his obligations under the U.N. Convention against Genocide, namely not providing material assistance to genociders. Fuck the company for not cancelling the order in the first place.

[–] 420blazeit69@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You are 100% right but I'm laughing my ass off at sriracha or whatever being "material assistance"

[–] OnlyTrueLiberal@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

Dual-use items.

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[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 83 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"my own views are nuanced and involve me getting paid money"

[–] oktherebuddy@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

every single time I've ever brought up an ethical consideration at work it has been this

also always paired with some assurance that "leadership puts a lot of thought & careful consideration into these issues"

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 80 points 1 year ago (3 children)

This guy is not American. All these answers to write him up and take him to HR probably doesn't work in OPs country. In gonna guess he is European and his employees are unionized. Going to HR probably isn't going to solve shit. The company will have to face the union which most companies would rather avoid.

You're better off talking to someone who knows the dynamics of the country you work in.

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 66 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They're middle managers, moreover middle managers who use reddit and sub to r/managers, they actually cannot find their butt with both hands

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago

The kind of person who will choke to death on an apple because they didn't know you're supposed to chew it.

jesus we are truly whipped like dogs in this shitty country.

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[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 75 points 1 year ago (2 children)

hello i am the manager of the racism sauce

[–] Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida@hexbear.net 46 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 40 points 1 year ago

this is a very important product that we sell

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

I imagine the IDF's MREs being just falafel suspended in aspic, drizzled in mayonnaise

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 71 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] mar_k@hexbear.net 65 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I went to this guy's account he's a strategy g*mer radlib from germany-cool, figures

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 68 points 1 year ago

Schindler, facing certain death for treason: I will take no part in this genocide

Small business tyrant, facing minor losses: Look I don't agree 100% with Israel but my Q1 bottom line!

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 63 points 1 year ago (4 children)

"Nuanced"

So he supports Israel but doesn't like the bad optics of cheering for dead Palestinians.

[–] yewler@lemmygrad.ml 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I've said it before but I'll say it again. I've come to hate the word nuance because of posts like this. They act like just because they have "nuance" their take is automatically more based than anyone who, for example, thinks genocide is bad.

[–] oktherebuddy@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

99% of the time in the imperial core nuanced just means "yeah it seems obviously bad but I know if I develop an actual opinion about it I will have to change my behavior"

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[–] silent_water@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

I involuntarily twitch on hearing the word nuance

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[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

He doesn't give a fuck and only cares about making money but doesn't want to acknowledge that is his belief so it gets complicated.

He wants to hold bad opinions but also wants to think of himself as a good person, complicated.

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[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 63 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Thinkin bout thos things that made this particular member of staff difficult. What did he mean by that I wonder? I'm going to bet it leans more towards "not willing to work for free" rather than "gets in drunk fistfights with other employees in the parking lot"

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 60 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hope the employee is fuckin that guys wife

[–] driving_crooner 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Better the ex wife. Losers like this doesn't deserve a wife.

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[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

"I texted him at 9 am on a Saturday to come in for unscheduled work and he sent me a very rude picture as a response"

remove the ?share_id=... bit that's a tracking token

[–] buh@hexbear.net 52 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The IOF has more than enough “mayonnaise”

[–] dan42O@infosec.pub 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don’t they have a special brigade that extract their mayonnaise??

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[–] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 50 points 1 year ago

Based employee

[–] Ideology@hexbear.net 49 points 1 year ago
[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 49 points 1 year ago

IDF soldiers get tubs of mayonnaise and state mandated gooning sessions and they still have the audacity to complain

[–] Melonius@hexbear.net 46 points 1 year ago

Loser deleted the post, bullying works

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago
[–] SmokinStalin@hexbear.net 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

/r/ClassEnemies

[–] DengistDonnieDarko@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago

Post deleted, RIP

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

Wow! That's a lotta dunks!

[–] carpoftruth@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

DID THEY GET HIS NUANCE IN TIME???

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

smuglord My views are very nuanced.

porky-happy I very much want to fulfil this order as it stonks-up

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So just fulfil the order and ship it somewhere else. Easy as that.

[–] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 1 year ago

yeah ship it to Japan or something and tell Israel to go get it

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