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[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 55 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Your "making up bullshit KPIs" KPI is troublingly low.

[–] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 29 points 9 months ago (1 children)

God I would pay so much to see Mayo Pete dropped into a "The Running Man" style scenario with his fellow peers.

We can get that guy with the oddly German-sounding accent that roasted him about manipulating bread prices during the 2020 primaries to run the game.

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 27 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Oh also, McKinseny seems like the type of analytics brained company that just regularly lays off a certain percentage of its workforce. I'm willing to bet this warning occurs on regular intervals.

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 20 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Apparently it has an "up or out" policy where if you go too long without getting promoted you're let go.

[–] space_comrade@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

So does that mean the C suite gets replaced every few years? Doubt that, that's probably a rule just for the grunts.

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago

Most likely, but I wouldn't mind if it was all the way to the top and the C suite kept assassinating each other to avoid getting the boot.

[–] Emanuel 19 points 9 months ago

A relative of mine and colleagues received such a warning last year and were laid off some time before Christmas, so yeah

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 25 points 9 months ago

"'They will sell us the consulting presentation to hang themselves with" - V.I. Lenin

and yeah, its shedding ghouls to hire new ones

[–] ChairmanSpongebob@hexbear.net 20 points 9 months ago

time to run for mayor I guess

[–] thebartermyth@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago
[–] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 4 points 9 months ago

McKinsey & Company famously have an up or out policy, meaning if you dont get promoted you're asked to resign, this seems pretty normal for them

their wiki is an intersting read, I think there's a behind the bastards episode about them