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[–] Hexbear2@hexbear.net 47 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I immediately assume these types of posts are astroturfing, it's just so damn "campaigny" and reads like something an intern would write.

[–] AutomatedPossum@hexbear.net 27 points 8 months ago

yeah this reads fake af

[–] Runcible@hexbear.net 27 points 8 months ago (1 children)

yes, but on the other hand it also indicates that someone who voted in the republican primary in 2012 thinks that Biden isn't progressive enough. That tracks with my opinions of Biden but I can't imagine blue MAGA putting it out there.

[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 11 points 8 months ago

who voted in the republican primary in 2012

in open primary states people do that but not in numbers that make any difference. agree that blue maga wouldn't come up with that or be willing to say it

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 21 points 8 months ago

Fr I can smell the plastic from the lanyard all the way over here

[–] betelgeuse@hexbear.net 41 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Obviously you don't want corruption but the fact that Joe isn't richer shows how much of a dupe he is. To do the things he's done and to say the things he's said without taking a huge monetary pay-off is something else. He hits up his son for money, he puts his kids on the boards of companies so he can get paid. Yeah he's wealthy, but not wealthy like a Pelosi or other person making sure they get paid for their soul. Joe sold his soul for free. For a pat on the back. For people to make dark brandon memes and ice cream. That makes him a sucker.

[–] Tunnelvision@hexbear.net 40 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Honestly anytime it’s revealed how much senators take as bribes it’s always comically low like $10,000 or some shit money like that. Like you’re literally killing the world and everyone on it for less than a brand new vehicle? Why the actual fuck are you even being corrupt for you fat little cooch.

[–] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

insider trading tips and whatever other cushy illegal perks most people overlook

[–] CTHlurker@hexbear.net 4 points 8 months ago

Yeah, but Biden specifically is either WAY better at hiding it, or a genuine moron / ideologue for neoliberalism. Pelosi is a cartoon plutocrat, but Biden seems to just enjoy passing legislation that benefits nobody and hurts people. Like, he has done so much for the financial sector of the economy that his great-great grandchildren should be in the 50+ million bracket, and instead of that you have a guy who had to remortgage his own house to pay for his son's cancer treatment.

[–] NewAcctWhoDis@hexbear.net 7 points 8 months ago

At that price, if you had a solid programming job you could afford to bribe a senator every few years.

[–] YourMom@hexbear.net 35 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I love how much this loser wants a pat on the back for voting in a Republican primary. Lmao.

[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 30 points 8 months ago

I voted for Biden to give him a thumbs up

Dark Brandon

bruh with voters like this why even make people wait til they're 18?? let👏children👏vote👏

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 29 points 8 months ago

"Bad actors dedicated only to grift" would be an improvement, that's how bad shit is

Santos 2024, at least he was honest about just wanting to get paid

[–] D61@hexbear.net 25 points 8 months ago

Heya there fella... didn't that Biden boy have a no show job in Ukraine back when Joe was VP to Obama?

What was that all about?

[–] SnowySkyes@hexbear.net 23 points 8 months ago (2 children)

What the fuck did they think Ukraine was about? That war has been nothing but self-serving for the top.

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 24 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

It's about Freedom** and Democracy***.

** for foreign investors

*** some conditions apply

[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 16 points 8 months ago

supposedly it's simply a war of territorial aggression by russia

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 18 points 8 months ago

Joe’s just too stupid to grift

[–] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 17 points 8 months ago

Crossbell is two posts away from saying, he may be a rapist, but he's our rapist.

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 17 points 8 months ago

Domestication

[–] Ithorian@hexbear.net 16 points 8 months ago

Literal paid shill

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 9 points 8 months ago

Word salad. This is what ChatGPT would give out if I explicitly told it to make a vapid statement.