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submitted 6 months ago by qtop@hexbear.net to c/the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net

its so over

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[-] Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida@hexbear.net 21 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I love how their reasoning has devolved to "China got the comet event from EU4."

Maybe that's why they think it'll fall any day now: because they operate purely through Paradox logic and think modern China will just explode like Ming used to.

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago

Astrology hours for em....

[-] novibe@lemmy.ml 6 points 6 months ago

Poor guys… astrology is only pointing towards the US collapsing lmao

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago

Really, even by their own standards?

[-] novibe@lemmy.ml 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Yeah terrestrial astrology is pointing towards war (civil or otherwise) for the US this year. It’s looking real similar to Russia around the time of the revolution actually. The Pluto-Neptune alignments basically.

And it’s looking real good for China as well actually.

So libs can’t even agree with astrology at all.

edit: If anyone is curious about this stuff, I follow a really good YouTube channel called World Astrology Report. They are WAY less lib than any other astrology thing I’ve seen. And their approach is really interesting. Their series on UFOs is really good.

[-] IMF_DOOM@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago

Today while astral projecting I summoned Xi Jinping to try and weaken him so our hexing spells would work better.

He is so fucking powerful. I'm not at a power level to do this alone. I barely escaped with my life and I'm spiritually injured to a great amount, but I think I'll make it.

I can't imagine what he would do to a new, unsuspecting witch. I'm scared that I will have to face him again soon if I ever want to continue astral projecting. I'm currently burning healing incense and drawing spiritual energy from my crystals to try and heal as quickly as possible.

Please be safe everyone. Xi Jinping is much stronger than I first imagined and we will have to do this together if we want to slay a general secretary of the CPC.

[-] jackmarxist@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago

They think it's Eu4 but it's actually the stellaris comet event which increases unity.

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago
[-] REEEEvolution@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 6 months ago

Falun Gong cultists having a normal one.

[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 6 months ago

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